Barton blast at 'loser' authors

[Guinness Boy]

I think all of these people should be named and shamed. Who the f*** would buy Wayne Rooney's autobiography? Granted, he's a shit hot footballer but a) he's not achieved any real success yet and b) he's thick as pig shit with absolutely f*** all to say about the world.

Gerrard's I can understand a little more, because he's probably got a few things to say, but from what I can gather Rooney's is written like a 7 year old's diary.

Colleen's probably got one to remind her who it is she has to sue for lots of money when she eventually packs her bags and Wayne probably has another as an alternative when he gets bored of Janet and John. That just leaves 36971. Of those probably 36970 have been bought as Christmas presents by slightly senile grannies for their 'football loving, England supporting' grandsons and that leaves one copy that Ernest is currently chocking the chicken to as we speak....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Of those probably 36970 have been bought as Christmas presents by slightly senile grannies

I did not think that Rooney managed that many grannies....

 

[Guinness Boy]

I did not think that Rooney managed that many grannies....

He is a Mickey. Isn't it compulsory for them to have at least 30 people to a council house?

 

[Uncle Buck]

He is a Mickey. Isn't it compulsory for them to have at least 30 people to a council house?

With one room full of 'acquired' goods.