Barcelona players on AVERAGE of £4.9 million a year.

[Ernest]

Surely that should be GAYS ? I'm just GLAD you're one of Dicks LICKERS and not in my ARS

 

[Spun Cuppa]

How DARE you, we are just good friends.

I take it that's you on the right EP, with what must be the GAYEST hold on a piece of A4 EVER

 

[Beach Hut]

Were you not at Cheltenham when I was dressed as the ONLY Gay in Brighton? I had to run away from Beach Hut's tongue all afternoon.

You two-timing bastard, you were all over me like a rash all afternoon.

 

[Ernest]

You two-timing bastard, you were all over me like a rash all afternoon.

And I bet YOU gave him a NICE rash after he got too CLOSE

 

[Bwian]

Were you not at Cheltenham when I was dressed as the ONLY Gay in Brighton?

I'm still having counselling.