Bands that sung songs about masterbation

[Hornblower]

The Vapours - Turning Japanese.

I work with the guy who wrote and sung Turning Japanese. We always refer to it as the world famous ******* song tomwind him up cos he swears blind that the song was not about *******, I guess he should know.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Knocked It Off - B.A. Robertson

 

[Super Steve Earle]

How about a little country music?

Lyle Lovett and Choke that Chicken.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I work with the guy who wrote and sung Turning Japanese. We always refer to it as the world famous ******* song tomwind him up cos he swears blind that the song was not about *******, I guess he should know.

What's he doing now?

 

[public school boy]

Sam Fox, touch me.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Beat It - Michael Jackson

 

[Hornblower]

What's he doing now?

He's a lawyer

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Danielle Dax - White Knuckle Ride

Cheers, had to play that after your post...She's brilliant

Back on topic....Tubeway Army-Everyday I Die

 

[dennis]

We are Palace super Palace
A song about W*****s sung by W*****s!

 

[Hugo Rune]

Jizzlobber - Faith No More
Girls Of Porn - Mr Bungle


"My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So, I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

 

[Garage_Doors]

He's a lawyer

No chance them reforming then

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

999: The Biggest Prize in Sport

When I get up in the Morning
When I go to bed at Night
Suddenly without warning
You now it makes me feel alright!

 

[Hornblower]

No chance them reforming then

Nope, don't think it's going to happen.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

 

[timbha]

Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollwood

Who's the W***** in the black - just about every football fan

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I'm sure GG Allin sang songs about it too although most of his were pretty risqué and involved blood, snot, vomit, violence, sweat, shit and ******* !!!



Ooh he was a bit of a lad !!

 

[ThePompousPaladin]

Whitesnake - Here i go again (on my own)

 

[Curious Orange]

Nerf Herder - Pervert

 

[topbanana36]

Vicars w*** too - Peter and the test tube babies.

 

[The Birdman]

Two little boys! Won't say who my get sued!'!!!!!!!!!!!!