Bands that sung songs about masterbation

[Mr Putdown]

Time - Bowie

 

[TSB]

The Dave Clark Five - Glad All Over

 

[Mr Putdown]

You know how 10cc (allegedly) got their name?

You know then that they should have named themselves 3.4ml

 

[Twinkle Toes]

'Nobody Does It Better' (Carly Simon)

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Come Dancing - a song for perverts who like ********** at public dance halls !!

 

[Acker79]

Semisonic - Get a Grip (with an amusing, non explicit, video)




Pink - Fingers

 

[life on mars 73]

Cavaliers - Cockney Rebel

 

[El Presidente]

Longview- Green Day

 

[GT49er]

Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Love comes in Spurts - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo_88u0JGSo

 

[unklbrian]

and t5he greatest of them all

WET DREAM - MAX ROMEO

 

[Dick Head]

Max Bygraves - You Need Hands

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

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[life on mars 73]

Please Please Me.....a song about female non-reciprocity. Later revisited in Day Tripper.

 

[public school boy]

Ivor Biggun and the red nosed burglars - The W*nker song

The majority of Ivor's masterpieces are to do with or make reference to the noble art pulling the pud. My sources inform me the The High Priest of ******* is very much alive and in the rudest of health and enjoying a well earned retirement. I have tried many time to encourage the great man to undertake a farewell world tour but he insists that after years of dedicating himself to the noble art of self pleasuring, his strumming hand has withered and he's worn out his plectrum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CrBkzta-4

 

[WildWood]

Anything by Judge Dread!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Cindi Lauper - She Bop
Divinyls - I Touch Myself (possibly the most obvious one)

Yes, I'm surprised that last one wasn't top on most people's lists...

 

[Acker79]

Can't remember if this has been mentioned, and can't be bothered to check again

Dancing With Myself - Bill Idol (maybe, some deny the ************ connotations)

 

[crasher]

Not a song - but a band - the circle jerks

 

[Worthingite]

There was a boy band in the early 2000's called O Town who sung a song called liquid dreams Looking back it was pretty obvious.....

 

[HovaGirl]

The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin