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Ban Humans.



As most people who travel are humans isn't it about time that President Blair and his Politically Correct Brigade started banning humans from travelling ? The sooner this country only allows monkeys and donkeys to travel the sooner we will be rid of the scurge of international terrorism.
How many suicide bombing monkeys have you ever met ?
How many donkeys have had to have their stables bulldozed by a foregn army ?
Ever seen a donkey boarding a plane with 20lbs of semtex strapped to their bodies?
Monkeys don't wear shoes so they aint gonna be no shoe bombers.
Monkeys rarely wear head bands with funny writting on.
Wake up Blair and all your Cronies, its political correctness gone mad.
Ask yourselves this. Is a Zebra just a horse in its away strip ?
See, it all makes sense. Long live freedom of speech,squark,bark,bray and chirp.
Thank you.
 








dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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SUNNY SEAFORD
Well we are the ones that ruin the planet. It would be better off without us.
 








dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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Cut off their goolies. :eek:
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
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My Kitten is a terrorist. It terrorise's everybody when it's awake and stink's us out with it's farts when it's asleep!!

I'm thinking of sticking it on a plane to a far off place.
 




Rangdo

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Apr 21, 2004
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Cider Country
Monkeys are canabilistic in nature though so if you are going to let them fly you probably don't want to let more than one on each flight. Other than that top idea.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Franks Wild Years said:
The sooner this country only allows monkeys and donkeys to travel the sooner we will be rid of the scurge of international terrorism.
At least Palace would still be able to fulfill their away fixtures.
 






Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

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Jul 25, 2005
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Re: Re: Ban Humans.

Easy 10 said:
At least Palace would still be able to fulfill their away fixtures.
:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

"oi sj's love monkey why does your mate keep calling you donkey?"


" dunno....eeaww eeaww eeaww 'e allways calls me that"
 




Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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Shizuoka Dolphin said:
Good post. Take humans out the equation and all this terror business goes away in an instant. :clap:

surely a lion eating a gazele is terror formthe gazele?
 


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