Balotelli Sets his own house on fire

[brightn'ove]

policeman: sir, why do you have £3000 in cash on you?

mario: because i am rich

I'm sure it was more, like 20 grand!!!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm not a huge fan of Prem players but this fella does seem to be genuinely nuts, but in a nice way. That "Because I'm rich" response is pure gold. I hope it's true.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my favourite super mario tale:

The youngster was hanging around outside City's Carrington training ground and asked the maverick striker for his autograph, but Balotelli was more interested in why the little scamp was wagging school.

After the child told him he was being bullied, Balotelli immediately drove the boy and his mother to the school in question to give the bully a ticking off.
The Italian international then demanded to see the headmaster to make him aware of the issue, and even mediated as the two boys were sat down to resolve their differences.
A source is quoted by one paper as saying: 'Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order.
'He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school.'
Despite courting controversy on and off the pitch throughout his first season in the Premier League, Balotelli has occasionally displayed something of a Good Samaritan streak.

 

[stss30]

Love his song too!

OOOOOOO Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's f***ing class, he drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash!!

 

[tgretton87]

policeman: sir, why do you have £3000 in cash on you?

mario: because i am rich

I often get asked the same thing

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Love him. I really want him to succeed so he stays in England and keeps entertaining us. The sort of guy who doesn't give a shit, and who, if he scored the winner against your arch rivals, would celebrate exactly how you'd want him to do, right in their faces

 

[BrickTamland]

Loved it when he scored that bicycle kick against villa last week. About 5 mins before he had miss kicked something so was getting jeered my their fans, then he goes and scores and just causually walks right in front of them villa fans looks at them and just puts his arms in the air

 

[Triggaaar]

I love him

 

[terryberry1]

Ballotelli is like the modern day Di Canio...... Only nuttier. Having a firework display from your bathroom window. Genius. In Italy they don't appreciate players like that. Where as in England you act a fool and get worshipped. He is very refreshing for the PL

 

[terryberry1]

Love his song too!

OOOOOOO Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's f***ing class, he drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash!!

Best footy song i have heard in a long time.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

What i like about Balotelli is that he's quite clearly not living on the same planet as the rest of us. I think there's some sort of Dr Who parallel universe crossover going on here where Mario has been trapped in a universe that appears to be exactly like his own but differs in subtle ways not understandable to him.
He's completely hatstand, madder than a bag of ferrets. In fact next time they remake Alice in Wonderland they should cast him as the hatter.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wild and crazy man! What's the chances of him and Shrek coming to blows this afternoon?

 

[alan partridge]

haha, brilliant. Great finish....'why always me?'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

haha, brilliant. Great finish....'why always me?'

Star man!

 

[Gus is god]

Does anyone know were i can get his hat from?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

He's abaolutely hilarious!!! He would drive you mad if he was in your team, but from the outside, he's just a pure genius. Setting off fireworks out of his bathroom window is one of my favourite stories in a long time!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

hahaha

fucks SAKE mario

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shine on you crazy diamond!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

2 zip .Get in.

 

[sam86]

3-0.

Was gutted Balotelli didn't lift his shirt up after his second goal to get a second yellow card