Balotelli Sets his own house on fire

[Acker79]

Mario Balotelli's house set on fire as he shoots fireworks from window | Football | The Observer

Was shooting fireworks out his window and set his house on fire.

 

[xenophon]

He is a card, best thing in that there Premier League

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Wasn't he in the paper this morning saying how he's grown up now and wants to lead a quiet life?

 

[Nottseagull]

I see his hair got quite badly singed, he had a lucky escape.

 

[PHCgull]

hes a f***ing legend, id love to go on a night out with him

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

hes a f***ing legend, id love to go on a night out with him

he's been put in charge of organising the man city christmas party.......it's going to absolutely off the scale mental......there'll probably be live dinosaurs or something

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

policeman: sir, why do you have £3000 in cash on you?

mario: because i am rich

 

[PHCgull]

ha ha. i think he is the 21st century "man dont give a f***"

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

f***ing hell!
At first I thought it said Belloti.

 

[Kazenga <3]

 

[BrickTamland]

Ladotelli strikes again.

 

[patchamalbion]

Easily my favourite premiership star. He just never ceases to amaze me

another notch for ladotelli

 

[Gus is god]

His funny as f***, but he really is a dick head.

The training top was one of the funniest things i have seen on a football pitch

 

[Prodigal Son]

The bloke is plain mad.

 

[1066familyman]

Spoilt brat and an accident waiting to happen I reckon. Quality player though without a doubt.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

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[Ninja Elephant]

policeman: sir, why do you have £3000 in cash on you?

mario: because i am rich

One of my all time favourite quotes from a footballer. Genius. I can just imagine the outstanding attitude he spoke those words with. Heroic.

I want to be a fly on the wall at their Christmas Party. Carlos Tevez will end up being hung from an exterior window by his feet.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

policeman: sir, why do you have £3000 in cash on you?

mario: because i am rich

Class.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Who is the maddest of the two Balotelli or Tevez? Who would you have as your star striker the Mad B, or the Moody T?

 

[middletoenail]

Who is the maddest of the two Balotelli or Tevez? Who would you have as your star striker the Mad B, or the Moody T?

Tevez does not even register on the madness scale in comparison to Balotelli, Mario is a TRUE nutter!