Backwards Falmer Inbreds

[Rangdo]

Was in Falmer village yesterday and had a quick look at their village noticeboard (hoping to see some funny stuff about Falmer). There was a sign there about a village meeting to deal with the parking problems caused by Brighton Uni students. Part of it said "if you would like to come and pose any questions" and someone had actually crossed out the "you" half way down and replaced it with "VILLAGERS" in black marker and then written "VILLAGERS ONLY" at the bottom. It was like something out of the league of gentlemen. Like they're scared that an outsider might turn up and express an opposing opinion.
Part of it said that you would need a permit to park in the village. So does this mean that the pond is theirs now and no one else can visit it?

 

[Titanic]

"VILLAGERS ONLY". It was like something out of the league of gentlemen.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Can we arrange a traffic accident involving at least three full cement mixers somewhere near the village?

 

[Wardy]

Part of it said that you would need a permit to park in the village. So does this mean that the pond is theirs now and no one else can visit it?

Would anyone else want to?

 

[Everest]

I doubt even travellers would want to.

 

[Northstander]

Im sorry but I see the funny side of this but on the other hand the Nimby's world is, a local village for local people!!

 

[Lammy]

Fair enough I guess.

Let's just ban them from parking anywhere in Brighton.

 

[Rangdo]

I think we should build our own pond thats bigger and better than theirs and not let them visit.

 

[WATFORD O]

Whether you like it or not these guys have a point. If I lived in Falmer I wouldnt want a f***ing bha stad on my doorstep either. As it happens I am too loaded to live in such a shithole............

 

[Bwian]

Whether you like it or not these guys have a point. If I lived in Falmer I wouldnt want a f***ing bha stad on my doorstep either. As it happens I am too loaded to live in such a shithole............

 

[CHAPPERS]

Unfortunately the parking situation at the University of Brighton up there is shocking so people will continue to park in their village whether they like it or not.

 

[Rangdo]

Whether you like it or not these guys have a point. If I lived in Falmer I wouldnt want a f***ing bha stad on my doorstep either. As it happens I am too loaded to live in such a shithole............

But we're not talking about the stadium here we're talking about them stopping people parking in the village, not letting outsiders visit their "public" meetings and the way they seem to want to cut themselves off from the outside world (until they need to pop to Waitrose obviously).

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Whether you like it or not these guys have a point. If I lived in Falmer I wouldnt want a f***ing bha stad on my doorstep either. As it happens I am too loaded to live in such a shithole............

You really are a grade A prick! if you have nothing of interest to say, why bother?

 

[WATFORD O]

You really are a grade A prick! if you have nothing of interest to say, why bother?

I was just saying that if you lived in a village and someone wanted to build a stadium on it you might end up being a NIMBY.

 

[JJ McClure]

I was just saying that if you lived in a village and someone wanted to build a stadium on it you might end up being a NIMBY.

Next to it not on it twatty, and if BHA wanted to build a stadium near my gaff I'd be well chuffed.

 

[WATFORD O]

Next to it not on it twatty, and if BHA wanted to build a stadium near my gaff I'd be well chuffed.

and if Palace wanted to?

 

[JJ McClure]

and if Palace wanted to?

It would probably mean I'd be living in Croydon, in which case I'd probably kill myself.

 

[WATFORD O]

It would probably mean I'd be living in Croydon, in which case I'd probably kill myself.

In which case you see my point...........

 

[JJ McClure]

In which case you see my point...........

not really no

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

As it happens I am too loaded to live in such a shithole............

Such a shame that money can't buy you an interesting personality or, for that matter, a life.