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[scarby]

headline i'd like to see


BRIGHTON BEAUTIFUL


after yesterday's thrilling 4-0 thumping of chelsea at the brand new wembley stadium, brighton are ready to move into the new impressive amex arena.

things are looking up for the south coast club, after the investment of chinese billionaire ' ming din esty', the albion look forward to next years champions league, with hatrick hero ronaldhino, relishing the challenge with his new club...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


on a sad note, after seeing his new club c***** p***** get relgated to the football conference, new major shareholder bill archer was shot dead.

 

[Braders]

FERGUSON SACKED AND SPEECHLESS
AFTER SHOCK CUP DEFEAT


from Old Trafford
Manchester United 0 Brighton and Hove Albion 5

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How about a front page of:

FALMER YES!

 

[Rangdo]

How about a front page of:

FALMER YES!

Beats all others.

 

[Blackadder]

Falmer..........

At last! would probably be more apt!

 

[Rangdo]

Falmer..........

At last! would probably be more apt!

Or:
Falmer.....
Shove that up your arse you interfering nimby bastards.

Not sure if the Argus would run it though.

 

[Dr Breakfast]

Or how about:

FALMER OMEN

Brighton & Hove Albion's splendid Falmer stadium is set to host the World Cup Final between England and Germany this weekend after it was universally agreed that the ground would bring the England team luck having witnessed the most impressive season in Brighton's history.

Seagulls chairman Sir Dick Knight declared "after witnessing Brighton win the Premiership and FA Cup this season, we could hardly turn down the FA's request to use our beautiful stadium for the biggest match in international football. I only hope England enjoy a similar level of success to the mighty Seagulls."

Albion and England captain Jake Robinson said he was relishing the chance to finish the tournament as both golden boot winner and world cup winner.



Inside:
Why Selhurst crumbled - an in-depth report into how a catalogue of errors lead to the eventual dereliction of C rystal P alaces former home... see page 47