Back. By invitation . . . :)

[Attilio the Hun]

The collapse of NSC could not have come at a more fortuitous time - what with our Premiership dream temporarily fading to absolute disaster after failing to despatch those gypos at The Valley - but cheers for the email from the NSC bods allowing me back to new'n'improved NSC to resume hostilities with the real foe.

May I sully a new NSC with an hoary old chestnut: 5-0!

I have a £50 bet with a Seaweed work colleague that the mighty stripes will finish higher above mid-table than your lot will finish above the bottom. How shall I spend my winnings?

 

[Citrus]

THAT is a good bet.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I really enjoyed GlasTenwick. A great night out - and some excellent beers.

 

[B.M.F]

You could buy yourself a butt plug as no Albion fan would want to do a palarse fan up the Gary Glitter. We may be gay but we do have standards

 

[Attilio the Hun]

You could buy yourself a butt plug as no Albion fan would want to do a palarse fan up the Gary Glitter. We may be gay but we do have standards

£50 for a butt plug Yoinks. But I bow to your experience.

It better have red'n'blue stripes and sing "Ron Noades' mother is a whore!" for that sort of money.

 

[NMH]

Echoing the words of Borat; "we will crush you and rape your sisters" ......ok, so a mention is in order for your brothers too, as Streatham is infested with you sm-eagle bumboys.

'Just keeping the auld sentiments going, chrystal alice

 

[bhaexpress]

Definition of a Virgin in Croydon, a girl who can run faster than her brother.

 

[Braders]

Definition of a Virgin in Croydon, a girl who can run faster than her brother.

 

[maffew]

Definition of a Virgin in Croydon, a girl who can run faster than her brother.

laughed out loud at that one!!

Hello Palace fan


Nice to see you think that the mighty stripes will do so well this season, even we're not expecting to finish higher than mid table!

 

[bhaexpress]

Very oldj oke,originated in Oklahoma I believe.

 

[Rangdo]

Very oldj oke,originated in Oklahoma I believe.

Do they hate Palace in Oklahoma as well then?

 

[pompeydel]

Definition of a Virgin in Croydon, a girl who can run faster than her brother.

Quality

 

[Strike]

Definition of a Virgin in Croydon, a girl who can run faster than her brother.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I thought the old one was...............

Why wasnt jesus born in croydon ?

They couldnt find 3 wise men & a virgin

 

[Hunting 784561]

Ive been told the definition of chaos is Fathers Day in Croydon.