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B&Q warning



acrossthepond

Active member
Jan 30, 2006
1,233
Ruritania
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B&Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get DIY stuff has turned out to be quite
traumatic, and don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
You are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and squeegee, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a quid or two, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift
to another B&Q.

If you agree (and why wouldn't you) then they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, and three times just
yesterday. So tell your friends to be careful.

:blush:
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,883
Personally I've taken to boycotting B&Q ever since one of their employees accosted me in the gardening section and asked if I wanted decking :ohmy:
 


supaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2004
9,614
The United Kingdom of Mile Oak
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular B&Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get DIY stuff has turned out to be quite
traumatic, and don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
You are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and squeegee, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a quid or two, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift
to another B&Q.

If you agree (and why wouldn't you) then they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, and three times just
yesterday. So tell your friends to be careful.

:blush:


:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

Tom Hark, can't believe you fell for that one
 


















Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
You know it's bollocks when they use the word 'windshield'. :tosser:

For f***ing f*** sake, we're English, and the word is 'windscreen'.

:thud:

No it's not. It's 'front window'.
 


acrossthepond

Active member
Jan 30, 2006
1,233
Ruritania
You know it's bollocks when they use the word 'windshield'. :tosser:

For f***ing f*** sake, we're English, and the word is 'windscreen'.

:thud:

f***'s sake, do we have to reprise the whole 'they talk funny over there' bollocks again! If you're that hung up on using the English language, then do it properly and go back to 'proper' English.

I trowe he were a gelding or a mare....
 


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