At What Age Did You............

[Mendoza]

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Stop pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles to have a wee??

As there is so much nonsense on this board, lets have a PROPER topic



Add your own PROPER questions on the end, NOWT to do with Soccer Kickball!!!

 

[Hiney]

Probably when I was about 7 and was confident enough to use a ZIP without the danger that my WILLY would be sliced.

If you need a POO and there are three cubicles, which one is the best to use, left, right or middle?

 

[John Dorian]

I think I was 7 years old, however, this year at uni there was a sweeping craze of old school pissing....great fun.

 

[John Dorian]

Always the one nearest to the wall...cubicle that is.

 

[Gazwag]

If you need a POO and there are three cubicles, which one is the best to use, left, right or middle?

The one with the toilet roll in

 

[Zesh Rehman]

6ish probably

 

[Mendoza]

If you need a POO and there are three cubicles, which one is the best to use, left, right or middle?

Furthest away from the door

When in said cubicle and you hear other people walk in the toilet area, do you try and hold in your poo/fart til they have gone out the door, incase you make a loud noise??

 

[Tricky Dicky]

any day now, I'll let you know.

 

[John Dorian]

Furthest away from the door

When in said cubicle and you hear other people walk in the toilet area, do you try and hold in your poo/fart til they have gone out the door, incase you make a loud noise??

Yes, try being the operative word there. Or bung loads of loo roll down the bog to "cushion" the fall...

 

[Mellotron]

Yes, try being the operative word there. Or bung loads of loo roll down the bog to "cushion" the fall...

That helps with both noise and the dreaded "splashback".

 

[Titanic]

Furthest away from the door

When in said cubicle and you hear other people walk in the toilet area, do you try and hold in your poo/fart til they have gone out the door, incase you make a loud noise??

Absolutely NOT! There is nothing more funny than hearing someone letting rip with gay abandon!

 

[John Dorian]

You're not wrong Mr. Tron !!! I do like to have a shit in peace though and try and usually grab a disabled toilet to enjoy myself in.

 

[Easy 10]

I pissed sitting down until I was 15.

 

[Pavilionaire]

About 4. I do remember being able to piss the highest up the urinal wall in primary school when I was about 7 or 8. Happy days.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I went into a bog to have a piss no more than two years ago and the bloke next to me who was in his 50s or 60s had his trousers down not to his ankles but definately down to his knees. I was more shocked than if hed been squatting ahving a shite. That sort of things quite normal after all.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I went into a bog to have a piss no more than two years ago and the bloke next to me who was in his 50s or 60s had his trousers down not to his ankles but definately down to his knees. I was more shocked than if hed been squatting ahving a shite. That sort of things quite normal after all.

So Tufty is still not house trained?

 

[Mendoza]

Yes, try being the operative word there. Or bung loads of loo roll down the bog to "cushion" the fall...

Tremendous new tactic I have not ever thought of, maybe deployed during tomorrows shift at work

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

poo, wee what is wrong with you Brett ?.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I have a clear recollection of a traumatic willy-in-zip incident when I was 8 and I remember thinking 'not again'. This indicates that I had moved away from trousers round the ankles some time before.

 

[Stevie Boy]

i still do, is that normal