Ask Uncle Buck

[Dandyman]

How much BOOZE can we take into Lords without incurring the wrath of some frightful jumped up security oik wallah ?

 

[Paxton Dazo]

What train are you getting to Lords - and how many Tins will you be drinking on the train, up there?

 

[Don Quixote]

Do i have Swine flu?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How much BOOZE can we take into Lords without incurring the wrath of some frightful jumped up security oik wallah ?

One bottle of wine or 2 cans of beer.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What train are you getting to Lords - and how many Tins will you be drinking on the train, up there?

Not sure.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do i have Swine flu?

Bacon sarnie?

 

[defrocked priest]

If Jesus were hanged, would priests be wearing nooses instead of crucifixes?

 

[siclean]

why is cricket so boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Uncle Buck]

why is cricket so boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If you say so.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Why is it I can be on my own for two years, then 3 birds all roll up at once like the proverbial buses?

 

[Trigger]

Why does it always rain on me?

 

[Wardy]

Why do I not like Mondays?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why is it I can be on my own for two years, then 3 birds all roll up at once like the proverbial buses?

Air fares from Russia are expensive.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why does it always rain on me?

Bad aim.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I not like Mondays?

Because it is a day of the week.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

So what do make of Murraygate.

I know you was at the cricket but from what you have no doubt read...

 

[Trigger]

How will my bowels react to the trip to India?

 

[keaton]

Why are Sussex scared to drop Goodwin for the County matches?

And is he playing so poor this season because he's getting too pissed at all his testimonial bashes?

 

[Uncle Buck]

So what do make of Murraygate.

I know you was at the cricket but from what you have no doubt read...

He is probably in the wrong, but certain people on here have a habit of getting their knickers in a twist when the elastic on their gloves gets twisted, so a player refusing to worship them would probably send them over the edge.

In reality the lad wants out and has said that, so the club has to do what is best for player and club. Due to his injury record we are going to struggle to recoup our 300k at this stage, so the best way forward is to loan him out until Christmas and if he is scoring that will push him value up.

Personally I want him to stay, he is the best striker at the club, but if he does not want to stay, then we have to move him on.

 

[Uncle Buck]

How will my bowels react to the trip to India?

Badly...

Parp.