Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Yes and mayo.

It is the salad that will cause the runs, the Cardinal has told you that.

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

As the Albion are away at Herefod on Saturday and Lewes play Wrexham at home will Lewes be invaded with BHA fans wearing Brighton / Wrexham scarfs?

 

[Uncle Buck]

As the Albion are away at Herefod on Saturday and Lewes play Wrexham at home will Lewes be invaded with BHA fans wearing Brighton / Wrexham scarfs?

If you are lucky the Cologne Goat might be there.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What time did you get back?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What time did you get back?

36 hours late.

 

[mona]

If the Albion had a goat bleating over the tannoy (to attract new fans of course), who would you suggest could do the bleating?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What do you think is fair price to rent Rumble's sofa for an evening?

 

[Uncle Buck]

If the Albion had a goat bleating over the tannoy (to attract new fans of course), who would you suggest could do the bleating?

The bleating can only be played when a goal is scored in another game.

I think somebody from NSC could do it, maybe a different special person each game.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What do you think is fair price to rent Rumble's sofa for an evening?

Do not touch the goat....

 

[mona]

Dear Uncle B
What can I do? I sit in the middle of a block in the South Stand and have a strong desire to leave the ground very quickly at the final whistle. I'm unable to do so because of slow moving fans. How should I expedite my exit?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle B
What can I do? I sit in the middle of a block in the South Stand and have a strong desire to leave the ground very quickly at the final whistle. I'm unable to do so because of slow moving fans. How should I expedite my exit?

A machete should do the trick.

 

[Trigger]

Seeing the official party line states that two goal defeats are pleasing and a good result I trust you had the time of your life at the match Saturday?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Seeing the official party line states that two goal defeats are pleasing and a good result I trust you had the time of your life at the match Saturday?

Well we must give them more time...

 

[drew]

Dear Uncle Buck

Do you own a BMW registration T1 BUB?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck

Do you own a BMW registration T1 BUB?

Not me.

 

[Trigger]

What is the first thing you are going to eat at the County Ground this season?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the first thing you are going to eat at the County Ground this season?

A salmon sarnie from the hamper.

 

[Trigger]

Are you looking forward to seeing...
































DES?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Who is a better manager Adams or McGhee?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you looking forward to seeing...
































DES?

Of course, parp.