Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

how long can erectile dysfunction affect one for?

Cut back on the deep fried mars bars and buckfast.

 

[Curious Orange]

What would be a suitable healthy replacement for deep fried mars bars if you needed to cut back on them for "personal reasons"?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Are Crystal Palace FC really in 'financial meltdown?'

 

[Perry Milkins]

Does the taxman ever answer to the name Billy?

 

[Sheebo]

Should i be given the Marketing Managers Job at the Albion?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What would be a suitable healthy replacement for deep fried mars bars if you needed to cut back on them for "personal reasons"?

Strongbow

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are Crystal Palace FC really in 'financial meltdown?'

If you are just formed Crystal Palace 2008 and walk away from the debts. The Ken Bates model worked for Leeds.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does the taxman ever answer to the name Billy?

No.

Pedro yes.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Should i be given the Marketing Managers Job at the Albion?

Nope.

Where as I should.

 

[Dandyman]

Which of the following is most likely to happen tomorrow:

1. Someone will fall out of a tree

2.Someone will get into a heated discussion with supporters of Portskate FC

3. Something will go missing from the curry house.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which of the following is most likely to happen tomorrow:

1. Someone will fall out of a tree

2.Someone will get into a heated discussion with supporters of Portskate FC

3. Something will go missing from the curry house.

2 and 3.

 

[Trigger]

Who is NSC's DULLEST poster?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who is NSC's DULLEST poster?

That in itself could be a poll, but the duller the poster the more smilies are used.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Please answer in order.

1. Why does the sun go on shining?

2. Why does the sea rush to shore?

 

[Trigger]

First Saturday off for ages...

Lewes Fan Shafters v Albion Reserves?
Fulham v Celtic?
Day of rest?

You decide...

 

[Uncle Buck]

First Saturday off for ages...

Lewes Fan Shafters v Albion Reserves?
Fulham v Celtic?
Day of rest?

You decide...

GDC pub crawl round Lewes, a beer or 3 with Seagulls over Lewes in the Dripping Pan, laugh at the Cardinal, another pub crawl in Lewes, then back to Brighton for beach BBQ.

 

[GDC]

Which line is it for Parpington Central?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which line is it for Parpington Central?

The Sewer Line.

 

[desprateseagull]

where's my viagra pills? I sent off £50 guaranteed referal fee ages ago...

 

[Trigger]

Do you think there is any of Arthur's kebab left in the crack of the pavement?... I'm feeling quit peckish...