Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

What is your most favourite EVER thread on NSC?

Goon Squad one.

So much bitterness.

 

[Uncle Buck]

have you been to Bar savannah yet ?

Nope.

 

[Trigger]

"Don't you EVER talk to me like that again"...

What was it like to be told off by a SPECIAL Hampshire fan?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

"Don't you EVER talk to me like that again"...

What was it like to be told off by a SPECIAL Hampshire fan?...

It was sort of special, especially as he had a lazy third eye.

 

[Braders]

The power of the apple.

speaking of such power , which refreshing drink releases the power to its full potential?

 

[Uncle Buck]

speaking of such power , which refreshing drink releases the power to its full potential?

Ah yes, a good questions.

It is different brews for different people. Personally I am rather of fond of one of the Irish brands and on a train home, half a case of Bow is just the ticket.

But take Mr Hine, he prefers an organic version, from the Westons stable, however these do result him falling off seats, leaving his wallet, match ticket and trousers in the pub.

Mr Apples is know to like a number of brands and managed to drink a can of Old English in his sleep.

 

[Marc]

Dear Uncle Buck,

what is the best tasting instant coffee brand and flavour as I dont have the posh option at home!

Thank you

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck,

what is the best tasting instant coffee brand and flavour as I dont have the posh option at home!

Thank you

Personally I am a fan of Alta Rica.

 

[Trigger]

GAYmers, yay or nay?

 

[Uncle Buck]

GAYmers, yay or nay?

Nay.

 

[Frutos]

Uncle Buck, will Dean Wilkins still be Brighton manager by the end of this season? If not, who would you tip to replace him?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck, will Dean Wilkins still be Brighton manager by the end of this season? If not, who would you tip to replace him?

A three year contract suggests he will be and the longer he stays the nearer Gubber gets to the edge.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Will I enjoy my trip to Cardiff tomorrow?

(Bearing in mind that I am unable to consume alcohol and the company I will be keeping likes to fart a lot).

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will I enjoy my trip to Cardiff tomorrow?

(Bearing in mind that I am unable to consume alcohol and the company I will be keeping likes to fart a lot).

I do not know.

Will your Aunt approve?

 

[Clothes Peg]

I do not know.

Will your Aunt approve?

Doubt it. He'll be lucky to get back accross the Severn alive.
And how do you know about my aunt?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Doubt it. He'll be lucky to get back accross the Severn alive.
And how do you know about my aunt?

Ah well that is for me to know...

 

[Trigger]

Who is the most 'SPECIAL' person you have ever met?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who is the most 'SPECIAL' person you have ever met?

Well I can think of a few, but for legal reasons it will have to be the three eye Hampshire monster.

 

[mona]

What is the most effective way of silencing a vociferous and intoxicated Harry the Hawk who is spoiling people's enjoyment of the cricket?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the most effective way of silencing a vociferous and intoxicated Harry the Hawk who is spoiling people's enjoyment of the cricket?

Telling them to sit down...