Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

What's best to soothe Tesco in Disguises rage - a pill chill or a wank?

A value range product.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Almost at 50 pages, is this a great moment in your life?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Almost at 50 pages, is this a great moment in your life?

No.

Things have never been right since my car caused Goatgate.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Maybe we should take a straw poll?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Maybe we should take a straw poll?

Have some dignity.

 

[Dave the OAP]

will you be giving these "individuals" your support next week or are they just a bunch of nudgers?

 

[Uncle Buck]

will you be giving these "individuals" your support next week or are they just a bunch of nudgers?

Errrr no.

 

[Mendoza]

whats gone wrong with sussex batting?

 

[Uncle Buck]

whats gone wrong with sussex batting?

Yardy.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Have some dignity.

This is me.

 

[Mendoza]

Arrrrrrgggggggguuuuuuuusss, Shoot or Match ??

 

[Uncle Buck]

Arrrrrrgggggggguuuuuuuusss, Shoot or Match ??

90 Minutes.

 

[Mendoza]

have you got you bat ready to raise for the half century?

 

[Uncle Buck]

have you got you bat ready to raise for the half century?

It was been a bit of a Bill Athey knock, 50 but it took 399 replies....

 

[Mendoza]

which is more full of crappy, useless, badly put together shite??

Argus or Argos?

 

[Uncle Buck]

which is more full of crappy, useless, badly put together shite??

Argus or Argos?

Close run thing. Argos has Elizabeth Duke and Chavs, but the Argus has Naylor....

 

[Lokki 7]

I asked for a nice Sancerre at lunch and was served a Rose as opposed to a crisp dry white. Despite being a very palatable drop, do you feel this is acceptable without prior consent from the purchaser?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I asked for a nice Sancerre at lunch and was served a Rose as opposed to a crisp dry white. Despite being a very palatable drop, do you feel this is acceptable without prior consent from the purchaser?

No I do not.

Did they put the correct glasses out after messing your order up.

You would not get this issue at the Ritz. It is the end of society as we know it, I tell thee....

 

[Parson Henry]

Would you ever purchase a trendy maisonette in Banbury?

 

[Trufflehound]

Will any team playing Sussex in the County Championship ever need to bat twice in the same match?