Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

I hold his street licence and his beastiality licence. I don't want this to go to a knife fight.

But I still hold the registration. All applications for those licences still come to me. Basically it is a bit like a loan signing.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Its a hoes dream, men fighting over the right to sell me

 

[Uncle Buck]

Its a hoes dream, men fighting over the right to sell me

f*** off back to your gimp cage.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Uncle Buck, Someone called Simon Valder just added me on Facebook. Is this person safe to be my friend or should I block them ASAP?

 

[Les Biehn]

But I still hold the registration. All applications for those licences still come to me. Basically it is a bit like a loan signing.

Oh right yeah, but I lease them from you.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

f*** off back to your gimp cage.

Do you want a blow job before I go back?

 

[Les Biehn]

Its a hoes dream, men fighting over the right to sell me

Check yo self you little bitch. As my man UB said, get yo cracker ass back in the cage.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck, Someone called Simon Valder just added me on Facebook. Is this person safe to be my friend or should I block them ASAP?

BLOCK......

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh right yeah, but I lease them from you.

Exactly.

Kinks has seen better days and that restraining order from the RSPCA has limited his earning potential.

 

[Clothes Peg]

BLOCK......

Why do you reccommend such action. Am I going to be stalked?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do you reccommend such action. Am I going to be stalked?

Simon in this case could only possibly stalk in a nice way.

It is just the damage he caused me with a cricket ball yesterday...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Exactly.

Kinks has seen better days and that restraining order from the RSPCA has limited his earning potential.

Do I need to do more dirty things?

I was thinking Fowl as well as goats

 

[Trigger]

Simon in this case could only possibly stalk in a nice way.

It is just the damage he caused me with a cricket ball yesterday...

How many more times must I apologise for that!

 

[Mendoza]

Buddies or Market Diner?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How many more times must I apologise for that!

I know my foot work was poor, but that pitch made Sabina Park look safe...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Buddies or Market Diner?

Market Diner is better, but Buddies does take plastic and have a 24 hour licence, so it is a close call...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Before I make my cheese on toast, could you inform me if Austrian Smoked Cheese melts as well as cheddar?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Before I make my cheese on toast, could you inform me if Austrian Smoked Cheese melts as well as cheddar?

Not sure it does, but Austrain Smoked Cheese is one of the champions of the cheese board, unlike the rather dull and pedestrian like cheddar.

 

[Trigger]

Not sure it does, but Austrain Smoked Cheese is one of the champions of the cheese board.

Ah, but can you DRINK it?

 

[Mendoza]

where we out of order singing this as we entered england on saturday

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of Desire;
Bring me my Spear; O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of Fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant Land.