Ask Uncle Buck

[Simster]

Good afternoon Piers. A man next to you calls one of our players "a cünt". Would you?

a) report it to a steward
b) have a firm but polite word with him at the time
c) wait until the following day and post a thread on NSC moaning about him

 

[Uncle Buck]

Would you have sold Nooney?

Yes.

£1 million profit for a player that is probably not going to get a lot better.

Good business for all parties.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well you know the old ones are the best ones

Indeed.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Good afternoon Piers. A man next to you calls one of our players "a cünt". Would you?

a) report it to a steward
b) have a firm but polite word with him at the time
c) wait until the following day and post a thread on NSC moaning about him

D) Post it on NSC there and then.

 

[Simster]

D) Post it on NSC there and then.

Visions of some gimp quietly whispering to his mate "That wanker three feet in front of us has just called Buckley a cünt. Let's see what NSC thinks about it. That'll make him see the error of his ways."

 

[Uncle Buck]

Visions of some gimp quietly whispering to his mate "That wanker three feet in front of us has just called Buckley a cünt. Let's see what NSC thinks about it. That'll make him see the error of his ways."

Probably the same people who will gob off in the walk way at Milwall.

 

[Simster]

Probably the same people who will gob off in the walk way at Milwall.

Here are 4 bits of "banter" overheard from Millwall away last season (and indeed the 5 previous visits) in chronological order.

1) "NO ONE KNOWS YOU NO ONE KNOWS YOU. WHO ARE YOU"
2) "YOU'RE NOT SCARY ANY MORE"
3) "HAHA! PIKEY CHAV WANKERS"
4) <whisper>"Cover your lime green and black stripey shirt and tuck that bobble hat away"</whisper>


Using your skill and experience following the Albion away, insert the following sentence where appropriate:

[Gates to Cowards Way are opened]

 

[Uncle Buck]

Here are 4 bits of "banter" overheard from Millwall away last season (and indeed the 5 previous visits) in chronological order.

1) "NO ONE KNOWS YOU NO ONE KNOWS YOU. WHO ARE YOU"
2) "YOU'RE NOT SCARY ANY MORE"
3) "HAHA! PIKEY CHAV WANKERS"
4) <whisper>"Cover your lime green and black stripey shirt and tuck that bobble hat away"</whisper>


Using your skill and experience following the Albion away, insert the following sentence where appropriate:

[Gates to Cowards Way are opened]

Is there a loo on the train?

 

[mistahclarke]

The saying is "cream always rises to the top".

In that the case with CMS, or was it just a question of confidence?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Does anyone out there know a good gardener that they could recommend?

You do dont you?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Would you scowl at the Millwall gentry on the platform after the game?

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Is there a loo on the train which doesn't contain a couple shagging in it ?

Cos Im getting desperate ...

 

[wunt be druv]

Should I start wearing formal evening wear to the forthcoming night games?

 

[Sussax]

if you just bought a hot sausage roll in forfars (fresh) and some kid nicked it, hate a bite then gave it back to you, would you:

A- Punch Him
B- Chuck it at him making sure the hot inner bit of the sausage goes all over his face and tracksuits
C- Eat it and walk again
D- Shout at him and mug him of the 95p you just lost.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Uncle Buck, should we move on?

 

[Uncle Buck]

The saying is "cream always rises to the top".

In that the case with CMS, or was it just a question of confidence?

Also the odd ball he can do something with helps.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does anyone out there know a good gardener that they could recommend?

You do dont you?

I know a gardener....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Would you scowl at the Millwall gentry on the platform after the game?

With a tooth pick.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cos Im getting desperate ...

It is blocked....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Should I start wearing formal evening wear to the forthcoming night games?

Only with a glow in the dark bow tie.