Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

hi again uncle, sorry to trouble you, only ive developed this helicopter ejection seat, and have been turned down by the patent office to have it patented? and had a letter from Dragons den show saying they also, wont entertain me any suggestions for getting my invention of the ground ?? im desperate !!

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It needs to be shot out side ways.

 

[the viscount]

What do you think of this take over Uncle Buck

 

[Uncle Buck]

What do you think of this take over Uncle Buck

Treating it with caution, as the Blooms are involved.

 

[siclean]

hi uncle, im bit short or cash, can you fix it for me to have some of mr blooms dosh

 

[Uncle Buck]

hi uncle, im bit short or cash, can you fix it for me to have some of mr blooms dosh

Well I did go to school with Ray's daughter, so will see what I can do....

 

[siclean]

Well I did go to school with Ray's daughter, so will see what I can do....

thanks uncle, and tell you what, if you succeed ill buy you a burger when im next at withdean....now thats tempting !!!!

 

[Commander]

Good monring Uncle.

Tell me, when I originally started this thread on the 12th January 2007, did you ever dare to believe, in your wildest dreams, that it would run for one hundred and eleven pages?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Good monring Uncle.

Tell me, when I originally started this thread on the 12th January 2007, did you ever dare to believe, in your wildest dreams, that it would run for one hundred and eleven pages?

Not in the slightest.

 

[Mendoza]

Being on 111, does that mean we all have to take one foot off the floor a la Dickie Bird

 

[Uncle Buck]

Being on 111, does that mean we all have to take one foot off the floor a la Dickie Bird

Yes it does.

 

[Muzzman]

Being on 111, does that mean we all have to take one foot off the floor a la Dickie Bird

Wasn't that Shepard?

 

[Stoo82]

Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?

That is what the pet dog is for.

 

[Stoo82]

Do you realise that about 1000 of your 23,924 post have been asking questions on here?

And one last one...

Who will be our fisrt signing?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you realise that about 1000 of your 23,924 post have been asking questions on here?

And one last one...

Who will be our fisrt signing?

Mavis the tea lady from Yeovil.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Is 'NF9' a reincarnation of Elder for England?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is 'NF9' a reincarnation of Elder for England?

Not noticed.

 

[Stoo82]

Do you like 'Ninga Elephant? If not why not? and if so why so?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you like 'Ninga Elephant? If not why not? and if so why so?

Do not want to get this thread locked, so pass.

 

[Stoo82]

Do not want to get this thread locked, so pass.

Good answer. Please acept my opoligies.