Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Can I post a picture of our coaching staff : Larry, Curly and Moe?

Meltchet, Darling and Baldrick...

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

White, Adams & Booker discussing the team for Saturday:

 

[reigate]

Has Trigger ever NOT wanted a manager to be sacked, at any level in any sport?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Has Trigger ever NOT wanted a manager to be sacked, at any level in any sport?

Mushy.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why do I automatically type THICKY whenever Im referring to our manager?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I automatically type THICKY whenever Im referring to our manager?

Seeing into the future.

Does Thicky have a different meaning in Istanbul?

 

[Trigger]

Is bacon an important part of any diet?...

 

[Perry Milkins]

When confronted with a Millwall fan intent on bashing you up tomorrow what means of defence would you adopt?

a) Indian arm wrestling;
b) Tibetan Shepherd Gwax Huat Muchuty
c) Mud Tiger Feet dance culminating in a head butt; or
d) Slovakian Shriek fihting.

Thenk you.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is bacon an important part of any diet?...

It goes with everything...

 

[Uncle Buck]

When confronted with a Millwall fan intent on bashing you up tomorrow what means of defence would you adopt?

a) Indian arm wrestling;
b) Tibetan Shepherd Gwax Huat Muchuty
c) Mud Tiger Feet dance culminating in a head butt; or
d) Slovakian Shriek fihting.

Thenk you.

Taxman rolling.

 

[Dandyman]

When exiting a pub in the vicinity of London Bridge is the appropriate etiquette to ensure one's head comes into contact with a cobblestone as soon as one leaves or can the moment be delayed ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

When exiting a pub in the vicinity of London Bridge is the appropriate etiquette to ensure one's head comes into contact with a cobblestone as soon as one leaves or can the moment be delayed ?

Drink Scrumpy for 12 hours.

 

[Trigger]

What did you send to Sir Bobby Robson for his birthday present today?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

What did you send to Sir Bobby Robson for his birthday present today?...

Is it the great man's birthday?

 

[Trigger]

Is it the great man's birthday?

A ripe old 76.

Edit, whoopsey, that was the 18th, why am I thinking it's the 18th today?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

A ripe old 76.

Edit, whoopsey, that was the 18th, why am I thinking it's the 18th today?...

Too long in a dark room.

 

[mona]

If you had to sack a manager, would you choose Topolino Duo, Hickstead Little Chef or some other establishment ?

 

[Stoo82]

MC Hammer or Albert Einstein?

 

[Trigger]

On a scale of 1-10 how do you rate Dick Knight's current handeling of the club?

 

[Uncle Buck]

MC Hammer or Albert Einstein?

Albie.