Ask Federico Turienzo a Question

[le fabue]

If you were the manager, would you pick yourself?

 

[Del Boy]

Is your agent Jimmy Saville?

 

[Redhead]

Will you hold my hand?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Yes. Will you hold redheads hand?

 

[Pevenseagull]

when tweedle beetles battle and they're battling with paddles and the battle's in a puddle and the puddle's in a bottle and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodles eating noodles

what's that called?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son. I am only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

Can you say that as fast as you can please, Federico?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Hi Turienzo... cómo haga usted tiene gusto del cuadro de usted que juega con se en roturas del anuncio de los deportes del cielo?

 

[Stinky Kat]

What are the chances of you following your fellow countryment Juan Sebastian and Herham on loan to somewhere in Italy?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[Redhead]

Are there Chavs in Aregentina?

 

[parks]

Have you got laid since you've been here....oh no shit sorry I meant scored... oh shit no sorry of course you haven't...

 

[Muzzman]

Who?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

do you warm the pot before you put the tea in?

 

[Bakesy]

Now that you've settled in at Woodside Road, how well do you think you are doing?

 

[Harty]

'Would your agent do the decent thing and return some or perhaps all of the £150k he rooked off the Albion?'

 

[London Irish]

Federico, are you pleased by all the loyal backing you are getting from Albion fans in the short time you've been here?

 

[Redhead]

Does this jumper make me look fat?

 

[Del Boy]

Do the Albion pay you? If so are you on more than Kanchelskis?

 

[Gerbil]

Federico, are you pleased by all the loyal backing you are getting from Albion fans in the short time you've been here?

It's taken a while but he had to do it.

 

[watsongooal]

Have you ever worn ladies Tights just to feel what it was like to have that sheer nylon on your legs?