Ask Federico Turienzo a Question

[JJ McClure]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What car do you drive?

 

[Grendel]

Have you ever scored a goal?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What do you watch on TV?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is your mother a milf?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Where can I get a GOSBTS ring tone and when are the fixtures out.

And another serious one. When is Maradona going to invest in us then

 

[Simster]

Which English stadium is the nicest to play in when it's empty?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

 

[Simster]

Which animal is the fastest in the world? Clue: it's British

 

[Del Boy]

My Nan told me she is above you in the strikers pecking order, is that true?


Making the order something like.

Knight
Robinson
CKR
McPhee
McCammon
Hart
Malongo
My Nan
YOU - Frederico Turienzo

 

[Uncle Buck]

How much is an Italian passport?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Is Noel Edmonds going to appear at some point and give us a Gotcha for signing you?

Quality!

 

[Easy 10]

Who do you think will win X-Factor ?

 

[SK1NT]

Why do Argentinians think it looks good to have long hair?

 

[Parson Henry]

If you played cricket for England would you play the sweep shot when you did not need to?

 

[Simster]

Have you ever slept with a ladyboy?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Belgrano,

Away or towards?

Damn you Thatcher. It was away!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

European or African?

Er....I don't know.....ARRRGGGGGGHH

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Your agent, Is it true you could hear him for about a mile Laughinhg on the way to the bank?

 

[SK1NT]

pink or brown?