desprateseagull
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though i dont think it appreciates any crude questions!
though i dont think it appreciates any crude questions!
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Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
When will i win the jackpot?
That question's beaten me! Please ask your question in a different way.
Here is some information that you may find useful
What is the Text Alerts service?
How can I apply for a lottery grant?
What grants have been awarded locally?
Was it too difficult.?.......sake.
That question's beaten me! Please ask your question in a different way.
Here is some information that you may find useful
What is the Text Alerts service?
How can I apply for a lottery grant?
What grants have been awarded locally?
Was it too difficult.?.......sake.Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
"When will we get Falmer?"
"I'm flummoxed by that question! Please phrase it in another way."
Yeah, you're not the only one.
"I'm flummoxed by that question! Please phrase it in another way."
Yeah, you're not the only one.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
"f*** off"
"I don't respond to that kind of language. I'm here to answer questions about The National Lottery."
"I don't respond to that kind of language. I'm here to answer questions about The National Lottery."
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Why are you such a bitch?
Hey, not so harsh please.
Hey, not so harsh please.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
"****"
"Stop that!"
This is great
"Stop that!"
This is great
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Billy the Fish said:"****"
"Stop that!"
This is great
She'd probably answer if you phrased it as a question.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
"What do you think of Norman Baker?"
"He is a man lacking in scruples. He masturbates to the mention of his own name. A man that adores himself so much that he sees himself during his dirty sex acts. A smutty man intent on destorying a football club that provides a service - heartache for many thousands. A man with more chins than a chinese phone book. A man not worthy of the title man."
It seems extremely accurate. I shall now ask her for the winning numbers for tomorrow.
"He is a man lacking in scruples. He masturbates to the mention of his own name. A man that adores himself so much that he sees himself during his dirty sex acts. A smutty man intent on destorying a football club that provides a service - heartache for many thousands. A man with more chins than a chinese phone book. A man not worthy of the title man."
It seems extremely accurate. I shall now ask her for the winning numbers for tomorrow.
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Barrel of Fun said:
Can you fire the 6 winning lottery balls out of your fanny?
I apologise for not being able to answer your question; I'm learning new things all the time! If you would like to speak to one of my colleagues please call 0845 278 8000, or email us at help@national-lottery.co.uk
Errr, do you think I should call?
chez
Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Do you take it up the arse?
"I'm flummoxed by that question! Please phrase it in another way."
Ok, do you like bum sex?
I apologise for not being able to answer your question; I'm learning new things all the time! If you would like to speak to one of my colleagues please call 0845 278 8000, or email us at help@national-lottery.co.uk
Learning new things all the time eh!!
"I'm flummoxed by that question! Please phrase it in another way."
Ok, do you like bum sex?
I apologise for not being able to answer your question; I'm learning new things all the time! If you would like to speak to one of my colleagues please call 0845 278 8000, or email us at help@national-lottery.co.uk
Learning new things all the time eh!!
desprateseagull
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if it lesarns from all the questions, heaven only knows what it has stored, in a week or so of insults!