[Albion] Ashley Young matking Mitoma

[amexer]

I cannot see Young playing another game

 

[Weststander]

He won’t want to matk Mitoma again.

 

[Giraffe]

Matking is an ancient word to mean "getting ones arse handed to you after 90 minutes of toil"

He was well and truly Matkinged

 

[jcdenton08]

Matt King?

 

[pigmanovich]

I cannot see Young playing another game

Unfortunately for Everton, they’re stuck with him until the end of the season, having extended his contract this summer.

 

[Munkfish]

Young playing at right back reminds me of the good old days or Gary Hart playing at right back.

 

[tigertim68]

Young playing at right back reminds me of the good old days or Gary Hart playing at right back.

Or last season Milner playing at full back

 

[Papak]

39th red card at the age of 39 years and 39 days

39 England caps too...

 

[GingerBeerMan]

39 England caps too...

And the letters ASHLEY YOUNG in Scrabble add up to.... 39 points!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

And the letters ASHLEY YOUNG in Scrabble add up to.... 39 points!

Maybe with the odd double letter score?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

 

[Dick Swiveller]

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Given that it was the much vaunted DOGSO, it would only be a one match ban. Details matter in jokes.