Ashley Cole's at it again.

[Gerbil]

What a twat
Ashley Coles X-rated photos to girl number TWO | The Sun |News

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

wikileaks appears to be broken, is there anywhere else that i can find the ACTUAL photo's

i want to prove to my brain that he has a little one and that i might have a chance with cheryl when i pop up to newcastle this week

 

[Napper]

How thick is he to keep sending pictures especially of his face.

Be suprised if Cheryl kicks him into touch though, she may well prove to be as weak as Terrys wife (again)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Ashley Cole must be the thickest twat in the history of the world. Even if his story about him "larking about" on his own were true...which obviously it is'nt, what sort of doughnut takes pictures of himself wanking in a hotel room just for fun??

Imagine trying to explain it to the missus, "well love, I was bored and my phone was just lying there so I thougt I would take some photos of my dick for a laugh"

What a prize pranny that man is.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

But what possible motivation does he have for NOT doing whatever the hell he likes?

He is a millionaire with a fit bird. I dare say if Cheryl decided enough was enough he'd be able to bag himself another hotty fairly quickly.

 

[Danny-Boy]

wikileaks appears to be broken, is there anywhere else that i can find the ACTUAL photo's

i want to prove to my brain that he has a little one and that i might have a chance with cheryl when i pop up to newcastle this week

Are you John Terry in disguise??

 

[Easy 10]

But what possible motivation does he have for NOT doing whatever the hell he likes?

He is a millionaire with a fit bird. I dare say if Cheryl decided enough was enough he'd be able to bag himself another hotty fairly quickly.

True, he's never going to struggle in the clunge department obviously.
But Ray Parlour could probably give him a cautionary tale or two if Cheryl decides to head for the divorce courts.

 

[Hiney]

What a prize pranny that man is.

EXCELLENT use of oldskool playground insult.

 

[Scotty Mac]

she is only married to him to prevent it coming out that he is GAY

 

[Mendoza]

she is only married to him to prevent it coming out that he is GAY

and to show she only hates some blacks and not ALL of them










What?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

True, he's never going to struggle in the clunge department obviously.
But Ray Parlour could probably give him a cautionary tale or two if Cheryl decides to head for the divorce courts.

He is never going to go short though is he?

 

[Easy 10]

He is never going to go short though is he?

Depends. Lets face it, he's currently lucky enough to earn a fortune, but he's also clearly stupid enough to blow it as well.

 

[xenophon]

How thick is he to keep sending pictures especially of his face.

Be suprised if Cheryl kicks him into touch though, she may well prove to be as weak as Terrys wife (again)

Being an integral part of the media/celeb/attention whore "me" ruling class of this sorry little island, I have no doubt she was briefed (Cheryl Kerl is too thick act alone) to let this story run and run so she can raise her now sympathetic "public persona" and in turn sell more records to the sofa meatballs who actually go in for this mental diarrohea "news".

It is a manufactured selling technique that has worked for other lizard-brained non-entities with nice teeth to keep the sheep in the pen and buying into the whole spectacle.

Cheryl Kerl goes from racially abusing then attacking a black toilet attendant to marrying a black man? Odd, no? Now she is the nation's favourite wronged heroine, almost of Bronte-esque magnitude. Wake up people.

 

[stevey-o]

After joining nearly a year ago and lurking for a long time I can't believe my first post is going to be about Ashley Cole...but...

...I'm kind of hoping he's out of the World Cup. I think I'd rather England lost in the final than have Cole score the winning goal.

Can you imagine if Cole scored the winner and Terry lifted the trophy? It'd make me vomit. At least one is definitely never going to happen now.

 

[Sheebo]

I actually don't mind Ashley Cole and i know i'll get some stick for this but my reasons are simple:

1) i support Brighton so he can't wind me up like he does some Prem teams when they play against him

2) i support England and Cole is a very good player

 

[Normal Rob]

I actually don't mind Ashley Cole and i know i'll get some stick for this but my reasons are simple:

1) i support Brighton so he can't wind me up like he does some Prem teams when they play against him

2) i support England and Cole is a very good player

both very valid reasons. However personally they are both out weighed by his utter cockness. (and i had to fight hard to hold back from using caps there)

 

[lighthouse]

......but he's also clearly stupid enough to blow it as well.

I thought he was just having a w*nk!

 

[bristolseagull]

Pure cock of the highest order, I really hope he doesn't go to South Africa

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Did Edna write that ??

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Being an integral part of the media/celeb/attention whore "me" ruling class of this sorry little island, I have no doubt she was briefed (Cheryl Kerl is too thick act alone) to let this story run and run so she can raise her now sympathetic "public persona" and in turn sell more records to the sofa meatballs who actually go in for this mental diarrohea "news".

It is a manufactured selling technique that has worked for other lizard-brained non-entities with nice teeth to keep the sheep in the pen and buying into the whole spectacle.

Cheryl Kerl goes from racially abusing then attacking a black toilet attendant to marrying a black man? Odd, no? Now she is the nation's favourite wronged heroine, almost of Bronte-esque magnitude. Wake up people.

Brilliant!!!!

I love the expression sofa meatballs!