Ashley Cole....

[Biscuit]

 

[Scoffers]

http://www.ashleycolesurvey.com/

Interesting.

They missed Question 11

Have you or have you not ever had Gay Sex with Ahsley Pole, I mean Cole ?

 

[looney]

Ashley coles a bender,
He takes it up the rear,
And when he's blowing Wenger,
This is what you hear.............

"I wish I played for brighton,
I love the little town,
Its peir, queers and souveigners,
and when Sol is going down."

 

[B.M.F]

Oh well, Just voted no to everything. Seeing as no names where mentioned you would have to be pretty dim to sue. Oh yeah, he now encourages men to play with their balls to see if yoy have cancer. No guessing what he wants to do whilst you are playing with yourself?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ashley coles a bender,
he likes to take the bone
and when hes shagging cheryl
he thinks of nokia phones

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think the Daily Star front page splash they're referring to in that survey (March 3rd) featued the headline: Ashley - I'm not a rear gunner.

I mean, how sensitive can you get...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ashley Cole's a bender
He's got boys on the brain
And when he's shagging Tweedy
He's thinking of Jermaine.

I thank you.

 

[watsongooal]

Ashley Cole's a Homo
He takes it up trap 2
hes makes sol campbells willy
smell of wee and poo

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

I've always prefered the Victoria Beckham one.Altogether now........

Beckham's wife's a slapper!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ashley Cole's a bender
He's got boys on the brain
And when he's shagging Tweedy
He's thinking of Jermaine.


Of course Ashley's not 'actually gay'. Sticking phones up your arse and putting your cock in your mates mouth are both just examples of 'messing around'. Apparently.

 

[enigma]

[B,
Its peir, queers and souveigners,
[/B]

Arguably the worst spelling of souvenirs you are ever likely to see.....