Ashley Cole....

[bristolseagull]

Ashley cole's a bender...

he takes it up the arse...

and when he's shagging campbell...

he thinks of frabregas!

 

[Hiney]

Ha Ha Ha

 

[aftershavedave]

but is he ashley pole or ashley hole i wonder?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Shouldnt that be he takes it up the arse and when he's shagging Campbell he thinks of Jenas?!

 

[B.M.F]

quality

 

[enigma]

Shouldnt that be he takes it up the arse and when he's shagging Campbell he thinks of Jenas?!

Good rhyme there, but its Jenas namesake at Birmingham City thats his special friend.

 

[MattewEdwards ShinPads]

Grow up!

 

[Napper]

Grow up!

quality song

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ashley cole's a bender...

he takes it up the arse...

and when he's shagging campbell...

he thinks of frabregas!

 

[Napper]

ashley coles a mincer
his phone is for a wank
and when he's jenas
he thinks of Dennis bergkamp

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Careful, he'll sue!!

 

[TrevorDove]

http://www.ashleycolesurvey.com/

Interesting.

 

[Bwian]

Ashley Cole's a mincer
His phone-it helps him come
And when he's in the showers
He eyes up Campbell's bum

 

[jonny.rainbow]

http://www.ashleycolesurvey.com/

Interesting.

Surely that's not legit.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Has anyone seen my phone?

 

[5 past Kuipers]

All together now -

Ashley Cole is quite good.
His business is his own.
Leave the gossip to your missus
And leave the bloke alone.

 

[Silent Bob]

All together now -

Ashley Cole is quite good.
His business is his own.
Leave the gossip to your missus
And leave the bloke alone.

A Palace fan talking sense while Brighton fans are making up homophobic chants?

 

[robbied69]

Ashley coles a bender
We're not allowed to know
But when he's shagging Campbell
He thinks of Gilberto..ooooooooooooo

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Ashley Coles a screamer,
He likes a porkie chopper,
And When He's shagging Cheryl,
He thinks of Roy Cropper

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Surely that's not legit.

Yup, it is. His solicitor was on the news this lunchtime, begging people to come forward as witnesses.

Nice load of puns in there, then