Ashley Cole...oh dear!!!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ashley Cole mystery man number five (allegedly)......Looks like Vannessa likes a left back, as well as every other positon.
Watch this space.

EXCELLENT if true

Though on the downside, another step towards Poor-Little-Me sainthood for the racist formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy

 

[Northstander]

FFS.....her growler must be like chucking a penny down west street!!

 

[Caveman]

I thought he liked bottoms and mobile phone?

 

[kevtherev]

I thought he liked bottoms and mobile phone?

He probably done her up the Gary!!!

 

[Marshy]

Old news, anyone with half a brain guessed it was him

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

You must be able to put your whole arm up her axe wound and flip a pancake. Jeez.

 

[User Removed]

Well I've heard apparently that he's slept with other people except for his current partner! Allegedly some other women. According to someone I heard, it COULD be someone else from Chelsea FC!

Also, some papers have said all sorts of stories about him, and people he knows! The latest one is that he shagged Tanya Robinson (also known as High Street Honey), this was about 5 or 6 years ago, so the shit is really going to fly there!!

On Sunday, the red tops have got some astonishing lurid headlines and articles about what he may have done one night, shortly after he was really pissed! I tell you, the England captain?!

This is incredible, how are you all going to get in with your lives?!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why are women so shallow. Oooh you're a footballer, I suddenly have an insatiable urge to blow you til my eyes turn white. Look at Terry, he's got a face like a bag of spanners.

Seriously man.

Me and my mate went round the clubs one night telling all the women we played for Harchester Rovers. Never got so many numbers that night and doe-eyed stares asking me if I knew Ashley Cole and all the rest. Seems it's not just limited to these shores either, last time I was in Amsterdam I told the first local I encountered I was Ajax's new English signing. She opened her legs quicker then you can say "dankavelle!"

Slags.

 

[The Wizard]

Why are women so shallow. Oooh you're a footballer, I suddenly have an insatiable urge to blow you til my eyes turn white. Look at Terry, he's got a face like a bag of spanners.

Seriously man.

Me and my mate went round the clubs one night telling all the women we played for Harchester Rovers. Never got so many numbers that night and doe-eyed stares asking me if I knew Ashley Cole and all the rest. Seems it's not just limited to these shores either, last time I was in Amsterdam I told the first local I encountered I was Ajax's new English signing. She opened her legs quicker then you can say "dankavelle!"

Slags.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Seriously man.

Me and my mate went round the clubs one night telling all the women we played for Harchester Rovers. Never got so many numbers that night and doe-eyed stares asking me if I knew Ashley Cole and all the rest. Seems it's not just limited to these shores either, last time I was in Amsterdam I told the first local I encountered I was Ajax's new English signing. She opened her legs quicker then you can say "dankavelle!"

Slags.

Underwhelming Danny, underwhelming. Why don't you clean up your act and try the virginal nun angle? It could run and run, you this sweet, innocent thing horrified by every post on here.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Underwhelming Danny, underwhelming. Why don't you clean up your act and try the virginal nun angle? It could run and run, you this sweet, innocent thing horrified by every post on here.

I think I will bruv. I'm just misunderstood really. I've never even done a golden shower, ever.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm sad it wasn't Lampard. He must be feeling very left out on the misdemeanour front. An England player hasn't really arrived unless:

1. He's failed a drugs test.
2. He's gambled away a fortune
3. He's caught cheating on his missus / got some tart up the duff.
4. He's spit roasted some teen chav to within an inch of rape in a West End Hotel.
5. He's found guilty of ABH/GBH in or around a nightclub.
6. He's allegedly gay.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I'm sad it wasn't Lampard. He must be feeling very left out on the misdemeanour front. An England player hasn't really arrived unless:

1. He's failed a drugs test.
2. He's gambled away a fortune
3. He's caught cheating on his missus / got some tart up the duff.
4. He's spit roasted some teen chav to within an inch of rape in a West End Hotel.
5. He's found guilty of ABH/GBH in or around a nightclub.
6. He's allegedly gay.

Hang on. Correct me if Im wrong but Lamps has been caught doing 3 recently. 4 was in his west ham days with Rio - albeit in Cyprus I think.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Quite possibly. He's been a good boy since his mum died, as far as we know.

Just what the f*** does Gareth Barry think he's doing? Clean living and no WAG. Sort your life out, son!

 

[Citrus]

Quite possibly. He's been a good boy since his mum died, as far as we know.

Just what the f*** does Gareth Barry think he's doing? Clean living and no WAG. Sort your life out, son!

Must be gay.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I thought it was common knowledge that Cashley prefered a spam javelin and was only married to Cheryl for convenience?

 

[tottenhamseagull]

I'm sad it wasn't Lampard. He must be feeling very left out on the misdemeanour front. An England player hasn't really arrived unless:

1. He's failed a drugs test.
2. He's gambled away a fortune
3. He's caught cheating on his missus / got some tart up the duff.
4. He's spit roasted some teen chav to within an inch of rape in a West End Hotel.
5. He's found guilty of ABH/GBH in or around a nightclub.
6. He's allegedly gay.

6. - He's knobbing that bird from the 1 show.