Arsgas Picture Quiz. What is the Caption?!

[Winker]

police arrest cat for littering.

 

[Normal Rob]

Police called to rescue pet pig.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Missing cat found in Thames Valley.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

This is the Arsgas. Think outside the box. Answer will be revealed about 2.00pm if no one gets it.

Suspected unexploded world war two bomb turns out to be egg?

 

[Petee]

Police called to cat rave

 

[Whoislloydy]

The year is 2035, what you see here kids is a police officer. They're extinct now, wiped out by the Tories.

 

[Hillian1]

Policeman ate my cat.

 

[matey]

WPC models new uniform.

 

[Dick Head]

Missing dog found down a drain.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Police called in to settle dispute over a dog ? (or similar waste of their time)

Something like Police called in after dog walker prevented from walking dog along a certain bit of land ?

 

[Taybha]

Sidwell ate my pussy .

 

[Jack Straw]

Missing dog found down a drain.

Off the bar!

 

[Insel affe]

Missing Thames Valley policeman found in Brighton bin after heavy night out.

 

[Jack Straw]

The answer, which the picture sums up perfectly is "Pair try to steal dog." The photo makes it so obvious!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Missing Thames Valley policeman found in Brighton bin after heavy night out.

Being the Argus, there is far more likely that it's a story about a Hampshire cop (or even a US cop) rather than one from Thames Valley

 

[Insel affe]

The answer, which the picture sums up perfectly is "Pair try to steal dog." The photo makes it so obvious!

To think people get paid to come up with that correlation, further more someone else who gets paid more looks at it and says yep that's good and signs it off...

 

[Greg Bobkin]

"Missing cat found up policemen stuck up tree"

 

[PeterOut]

Shame - I much prefer some of the headlines above, and the stories that might go beneath them

 

[LlcoolJ]

To think people get paid to come up with that correlation, further more someone else who gets paid more looks at it and says yep that's good and signs it off...

I blame Corbyn.

Oh no, we're not doing that any more are we.....sorry.

 

[Jack Straw]

Shame - I much prefer some of the headlines above, and the stories that might go beneath them

And the photos that would accompany them, especially any chosen by the Arsgas photo choosing person.