Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[Les Biehn]

For those of you in the know I used to work with a f***ing fit as bird who turned out to be 16. Well I have since left that job and put her down as an anomaly.

Anyway at my current job a girl has just started a work placement, nothing strange it is media based and people in their 20s are always doing placements here. She is f***ing gorgeous, lovely big radders, really pretty face, slim etc.. Just asked her how old she was. 16!!! Yes 16!!!what the f*** is wrong with the world? Can someone stop producing these amazing 16yr olds that pass for 21, its killing me.

 

[Safeway]

And the problem is?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Get Danny Seagull on the case

 

[Les Biehn]

I will never get a bit! Just realised she looks like a fitter, big breasted version of Abi from the Zuton's.

 

[Robot Chicken]

16 is LEGAL man.

LEGAL. Get it? LEGAL.

 

[pishhead]

nothing wrong, shes 16 hit it.

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes what is the problem ? 16 Year old girls are both legal and more often than not very mature.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

I will never get a bit! Just realised she looks like a fitter, big breasted version of Abi from the Zuton's.

Groundhog day?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

what a "radder"?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Pics?

 

[Les Biehn]

Because I feel like a perv. Plus if she blows me out I got rejected by someone who has just finished their GCSE's. Oh and I'm ugly and she is fit, another sticking point.

 

[aftershavedave]

what a "radder"?

what a cockney uses to climb a tree

 

[Les Biehn]

what a "radder"?

Titties.

 

[The Large One]

Well, where are the pics then?

 

[Les Biehn]

Pics?

I don't even know her name.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I bet she's got a well tidy little pussy too eh? Ooooooooh I can taste it now.

 

[Goodfella]

Bring her to the cinema, i'll look after her in my little room while you watch the film.

 

[Skint Gull]

Because I feel like a perv. Plus if she blows me out I got rejected by someone who has just finished their GCSE's. Oh and I'm ugly and she is fit, another sticking point.

But if she was fit and 21 she'd have gone for you even though you're ugly?

 

[bhaexpress]

Because I feel like a perv. Plus if she blows me out I got rejected by someone who has just finished their GCSE's. Oh and I'm ugly and she is fit, another sticking point.

Is that likely ? She might be niave enough to think you're a real stud and man of the world. Mind you that would make her 'special'.

 

[Safeway]

Ninja shots.