Are you addicted to masturbating?

[oldham gull]

Believe me mate, 7 times a week means you need a little self control.

 

[Hunting 784561]

. Not only that, my hand never has a headache and makes a wicked bacon sarnie afterwards

but wash your hands first before making that sarnie

 

[berkshire seagull]

Believe me mate, 7 times a week means you need a little self control.

7 times a week is not a lot for a highly sexed man you just don't have a sex drive rrrrr nevermind we can't all be sex mad.

 

[B.M.F]

but wash your hands first before making that sarnie

Good advise for the newbie wankers which is probably 75% of people on here. To us veterans in the game it goes without saying.

Another health warning to newbies is to change hands or you will end up with a right arm the size of Steven Backley

 

[moggy]

or as quickly Yep I have to admit I am an A1 wanker and am feckin good at it now. Not only that, my hand never has a headache and makes a wicked bacon sarnie afterwards

f***ing knew you'd answer this thread. lmfao

 

[B.M.F]

f***ing knew you'd answer this thread. lmfao

In between wanks and Webcam sex of course matey

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have never masturbated in my life.

 

[moggy]

In between wanks and Webcam sex of course matey

u camsexing now

wheres my invite

i'm talking to tanya on DC and drinking gin & bl

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Danny

Try using your left hand, it will feel as though you have are with a different woman. Also make your hand numb by pressing it hard against a wall first. Meant to increase the pleasure or so I have been told.

 

[B.M.F]

I have never masturbated in my life.

Maybe not but you have f***ed loads of us with your tips GG

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good call !.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Danny

This website may be of help to you.

www.worldsex.com

 

[Robot Chicken]

'Delay' condom proves popular
A condom that contains an anaesthetic to prolong lovemaking has smashed all sales records, its manufacturers say.

Durex has sold 18,000 Performa condoms via the Internet in the past three months -- outselling other types the company sells online by a margin of five to one.

Each condom contains a small amount of lubricant cream inside the tip, which disperses with body heat.

The cream contains Benzocaine, a mild anaesthetic that de-sensitises the tip of the penis, so sex can last longer.

So what you do is TURN IT INSIDE OUT which will NUMB your hand so it feels like someone else is wanking you off.

Don't leave it the RIGHT WAY round as it'll feel like you're wanking SOMEONE ELSE off...

 

[GNF on Tour]

Sex is great - but you can't beat the real thing

 

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Mmmmm, french wank!