Are you addicted to masturbating?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Think I might be - can't seem to stop yankin' me plank lately

 

[zefarelly]

you wanker !

you'll grow out of it when you pop your cherry and get a steady girlfreind

 

[London Calling]

Go and do a poll, Danny.

Lets find out who the biggest W*nkers are?

Excluding Palace!

LC

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Masturbation is sex with someone I love

 

[Marc]

Think I might be - can't seem to stop yankin' me plank lately

you're WASTED on this forum, get yer arse to NSP sharpish

 

[(was)DBS]

you all need to ask BHA.FATBOY, i do belive he is the king!!!!! well so he tell me Moggy & Chez

 

[On the Left Wing]

Get yourself down to your nearest bookshop now and buy a copy of Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint ... then go to Boots and buy a box of Kleenex ..... when you have completed those tasks get yourself back home and settle down and read the book ...... !!!!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Get yourself down to your nearest bookshop now and buy a copy of Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint ... then go to Boots and buy a box of Kleenex ..... when you have completed those tasks get yourself back home and settle down and read the book ...... !!!!!!!

What about a trip to the butchers on the way home?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Oh .... and you'll need a baseball cap as well ..... just for the bus journey home ...

 

[SK1NT]

you wanker !

you'll grow out of it when you pop your cherry and get a steady girlfreind

no matter how long uve been with the girl, or no matter how fit. Wanking is still a fav past time of mine! especially now with all the free porn on the net


www.perfectgirls.net
www.xxxvogue.net
www.sleazydreams.com

 

[magoo]

Think I might be - can't seem to stop yankin' me plank lately

How often then?

Once daily? Twice?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeh i think i am addicted- tend to opt for about 2 a day

a f***ing CATALOGUE of porn!!!

 

[zefarelly]

are you doing it on trains? in the toilet at school ?

If you've started wearing a long coat and doing it whilst walking through Churchill Square I think you should be more than a little worried

feeding the ducks has been clinically proven to be of medical benefit though so I shouldnt worry too much !

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I had to have Electro Convulsive Therapy to cure me of the habit.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I have at least 7 a week,but lately my hormones are bursting and i feel hot and horny non stop grrrrrrr.

All i think about is shagging and more shagging

 

[chez]

bha.fatboy is the wanking king of England - nobody even comes close!

 

[B.M.F]

bha.fatboy is the wanking king of England - nobody even comes close!

or as quickly Yep I have to admit I am an A1 wanker and am feckin good at it now. Not only that, my hand never has a headache and makes a wicked bacon sarnie afterwards

 

[B.M.F]

you all need to ask BHA.FATBOY, i do belive he is the king!!!!! well so he tell me Moggy & Chez

You tellin me you have not banged one out thinking about Virgirlo mate

 

[oldham gull]

You guys need to get a life and a little self control

 

[berkshire seagull]

You guys need to get a life and a little self control

Its natural and you try telling my right hand that