Are you a Deviant (Vegetable Test)?

[perseus]

Are you a Deviant (Vegetable Test)?

This is a variant on the standard, count down from one hundred in sevens, 93, 86 etc until you reach a minus figure and then, think of a vegetable ...





































Carrot: Neurotypical

Deviants:

Orange: Fruit

Turnip: Baldrick-type

Potato: Spud

Jerusalem Archichoke: Choking, knobbly knees, ugly type

Cherry: You want your cake and eat it too

Pea: Size of your Brain

Spaghetti Plant: A worm

Cabbage: Keep taking the medicine

Broccoli: Urgh !!!!! Plymouth

Cauliflower: Urgh !!!!! Leeds

Mange Tout: Please telephone (French quarter)

Tomato: Better late than never (she said)

Sprouts: Little nation with a fictional detective

Kiwi Fruit: You're a Gooseberry

Bamboo Shoots: Panda to her/his tastes

Toffee Apple: Everton

Rotten Roasted Chestnuts: Millwall

Aubergine: David Bellotti or Jeremy Thorpe

Joanna at Door 66: I'm not there!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you're actually insane

 

[perseus]

Headbanger

you're actually insane

A typical Carrot Ironfoundersson comment

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[Icy Gull]

Seek help

 

[Icy Gull]

I think these belong to you..?

 

[captainmorganrum]

 

[Titanic]

Kohlrabi ?

 

[perseus]

Greens

Kohlrabi ?

Just a fancy Cabbage

 

[csider]

bumder.

 

[Gazwag]

Is a Kiwi fruit a vegetable

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why the need to count backwards first?

 

[perseus]

Chinese Gooseberry

Is a Kiwi fruit a vegetable

Nope, its a fruit. Joannna's not a vegetable, she's just dressed in green, they say that she's a ........

 

[perseus]

Stops yer Thinking

Why the need to count backwards first?

You have do this first (try it in the pub) or else the person starts thinking and comes up with strange veggies like Kohlrabi and Celery.

 

[Taybha]

bollox im from belguim

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[OzMike]

Can't wait for the season to start

 

[perseus]

Thieves Kitchen

Scullery Boy

 

[Questions]

Pegasus or flying sandals ? Either way I said tomato which is in fact a fruit.

 

[perseus]

Tomato: Better late than pregnant (she said)

 

[Icy Gull]

LSD?

Which reminds me where's Kosh?