are we allowed FLARES in the ground for one night ONLY?

[turienzo's lovechild]

i reckon some FLARES would really add to the occasion

flair?

nah mate, i said FLARE

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

and not

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Well it is the Theatre of FLAIR so I don't see why not.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

and certainly not

 

[daveybgtt]

Knife edge chop!

 

[otk]

I'm gonna be wearing my early seventies Levi's 685's, which as EVERYONE knows, have a cheeky 12" hem

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Should be OK as long as you don't turn up in crushed velvet loon pants

 

[e77]

I can't help but think that a combination of standing holding a flammable device designed to draw attention to yourself from a distance in a crowd, closed circuit television designed to zoom in on a specific seat in seconds and the sanitising of the football experience in the last 15 years might lead to a length ban.

 

[strings]

I can't help but think that a combination of standing holding a flammable device designed to draw attention to yourself from a distance in a crowd, closed circuit television designed to zoom in on a specific seat in seconds and the sanitising of the football experience in the last 15 years might lead to a length ban.

They had better not ban my length

 

[Beach Hut]

Bellbottoms are better as you get blinded just before the kick engages with your face, helps take the pain

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Ruddy love flares at football

 

[daveybgtt]

Man U had flares at their recent leeds game, don't recall any drama or hand wringing about that?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Ruddy love flares at football

Maybe, but just like Roger De Courcey's hands, I wouldn't like any near me.



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