Ardiles story on official site

[clapham_gull]

http://www.seagulls.premiumtv.co.uk/page/FerretTalkDetail/0,,10433~599812,00.html

 

[On the Left Wing]

and there's a white flag flying over Port Stanley

 

[clapham_gull]

Clues so far

1. The Argentinian agent

2. The change of strip to resemble the national kit.

3. The change to a attacking formation at the expense of defence.

4. The South Stand burgers beginning to strangely resemble corned beef in both colour and texture.

5... and now, a special one off white kit in tribute to his White Hart Lane days.

The pieces of the jigsaw are beginning to fit into place.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Clues so far

1. The Argentinian agent

2. The change of strip to resemble the national kit.

3. The change to a attacking formation at the expense of defence.

4. The South Stand burgers beginning to strangely resemble corned beef in both colour and texture.

5... and now, a special one off white kit in tribute to his White Hart Lane days.

The pieces of the jigsaw are beginning to fit into place.

and buying an Argentinian striker in the close season ....

this is getting quite spooky

 

[Pavilionaire]

And the silky-skilled performance of Mayodona on Saturday?...

 

[On the Left Wing]

and that language that McGhee speaks ... has anyone worked it out yet? .... sounds quite foreign to me

 

[clapham_gull]

An anagram of Ossie Ardiles is...

"Arse is soiled..."

spooky

 

[Dandyman]

Clues so far

1. The Argentinian agent

2. The change of strip to resemble the national kit.

3. The change to a attacking formation at the expense of defence.

4. The South Stand burgers beginning to strangely resemble corned beef in both colour and texture.

5... and now, a special one off white kit in tribute to his White Hart Lane days.

The pieces of the jigsaw are beginning to fit into place.

It will be scrap merchants landing at Withdean next.

 

[bhafc99]

Even spookier is the fact that the receptionists in Dick Knight's office, Margery and Tina, are both prone to a good weep every time the Albion lose.

Dick regularly hands the hankies out with the immortal words, "Don't cry for me Marge and Tina."






(Gag nicked from The Goodies.)

 

[On the Left Wing]

anyone else notice anything odd about our players on Saturday?

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

And was the BelMayo in a defensive manoeuvre and steaming away from goal when he was attacked and sunk without warning?

 

[On the Left Wing]

And was the BelMayo in a defensive manoeuvre and steaming away from goal when he was attacked and sunk without warning?

no, he was sunning himself among the penguins on South Georgia

 

[RexCathedra]

It's the off-season in the southern hemisphere, making it possible for Ossie to wheel and deal in a transfer-windowless environment.

Oh, and because of the Coriolis effect, banana kicks hook the other way...

 

[Everest]

anyone else notice anything odd about our players on Saturday?

They played shit.

Sorry, you said "odd", didn't you?