appaulingly racist joke do not open if easily offended - RIGHT You have been warned

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

As Jim Davidson would say I wish my mate Chalky was here. As you know Chalky is a coon.

He went for a job interview the other day.

The interviewer said OK you got the job but can you take the sunglasses off.

Chalky says "dey aint no sunglasses mon dey is my nostrils".

 

[CHAPPERS]

How do you kill a thousand flies?

Hit an ethiopian in the face.

 

[caz99]

I can't believe you just used MY joke! I thought you were gonna tell one of your own!

 

[magoo]

How do you kill a thousand flies?

Hit an ethiopian in the face.

Reminds me of the How do you make an Ethiopian pregnant one.

Wank on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

 

[Eggmundo]

Ban Dave.

Daves not here.

 

[Happy Seagull]

What does a Pakistani woman and an ice hockey player have in common?
















They both change their pads after 3 periods

 

[Hampden Park]

whats a cacoon?














a n ******

 

[bhaexpress]

Old Joke I know -

What do you call a comedienne with a spade up her arse ?

Dawn French

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Four men in purple jackets found floating under a pier in New Orleans.
DNA tests confirm it was the Drifters.