Apologies

[Tubby Mondays]

Im very sorry but I have booked a holiday without publicising it via this medium, or asking what the place is gonna be like (not so that I can find out what its like because Ive done my research there, but so that you all know where Im going).

Im sorry that I havent let you all share in this experience but unfortunately I am capable of researching this and booking it without the help of people Ive never met/got no interest in meeting and judging by some of your posts wouldnt like to meet in a million years.

However should anyone be interested in where Im going/how I researched my holiday/how I booked it/how to tie your shoe laces/how to find your arse with both hands, details are avialable on request.


Please proceed with whatever it is your doing. Thank you.

 

[MORTY]

Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back again

 

[maffew]

you should have invested in a keyboard with an apostrophe button

where are you going?

how did you do your research?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back again

Its not like you were gonna do anything useful with them is it.

 

[MORTY]

Your right. Thank you

 

[Trufflehound]

How do you tie shoelaces? I've never got the hang of it.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Questions]

I have never been able to tie my shoelaces correctly. I make two loops and then knot them and they always come undone.

Anyone know what Bruges is like as I am going there soon ?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Im very sorry but I have booked a holiday without publicising it via this medium, or asking what the place is gonna be like (not so that I can find out what its like because Ive done my research there, but so that you all know where Im going).

Im sorry that I havent let you all share in this experience but unfortunately I am capable of researching this and booking it without the help of people Ive never met/got no interest in meeting and judging by some of your posts wouldnt like to meet in a million years.

However should anyone be interested in where Im going/how I researched my holiday/how I booked it/how to tie your shoe laces/how to find your arse with both hands, details are avialable on request.


Please proceed with whatever it is your doing. Thank you.

Miserable slod.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Miserable slod.

Sorry buddy its Monday.

 

[Questions]

How do you tie shoelaces? I've never got the hang of it.

Thanks in advance.

Its nice to know I am not the only one out there. As a child I suffered greatly when the other chidren found out. I have often wondered if there was a society formed for us shoelacers.

I am lucky in that I have an understanding wife who helps me through it.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well Im still waiting to know how to get to West Hams Bolyn Upton Parks ground near Orient apprantly

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Off to the Bahamas for three months soon and need to know how far the taxi rank is away from the arrivals hall.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Well Im still waiting to know how to get to West Hams Bolyn Upton Parks ground near Orient apprantly

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I trust when doing your research you asked Uncle Buck?

 

[Simster]

I think I know where you're going anyway. You're off to Morrocco to look for little Maddie aren't you?

 

[Icy Gull]

I'd rather you all did the research for me, let me know in your own time where I'm going please and when. really getting excited now it's almost booked

 

[NMH]

How do you tie shoelaces? I've never got the hang of it.

Thanks in advance.

Granny knot, tie really tight and then make it wet.

See, I have the hang of tying shoelaces.

Incidentally, anyone got a tip on untying shoelaces?

 

[Napper]

well done on booking your holiday , consider us informed

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You know Tubby its not the done thing doin all this by yourself without consulting NSC first on either their opinions or "how to".

You know the rules. Before you do ANYTHING you ask NSC first.

SHAME on YOU. What is this country coming to?

 

[Stat Brother]

Off to the Bahamas for three months soon and need to know how far the taxi rank is away from the arrivals hall.

That's a very good question.

It's about this far, I hope this helps, I know how not knowing the little things, can really ruin a holiday.