Anyone know this sick dog chucker?!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

if the photo was taken on a Friday, would the dog be wearing an amusing costume?

Yes. Yes it would. Probably THIS one:

 

[siclean]

arhhh you bloody fool, you didnt throw me far enough...now im stuck between the headers

 

[Ditchboy]

Dog chucking? How CAN INEbody be so evil?

 

[Jahooli]

My old dog used be a blacksmith, stick a hot poker up his arse and he used make a bolt for the door.

I had one like that but when I accidently trod on mine he made a grab for my bollocks.

 

[siclean]

my brother threw his dog few yrs ago... she s got another fella now !!!!

 

[acrossthepond]

Do I hear the first muttering of discontent at the awful puns....?

 

[Acker79]

Yes. Yes it would. Probably THIS one:

That's just plane awful.

 

[Gonzo]

Hopefully the fella gets COLLARED for this WOOFull crime.

 

[NF9]

my brother threw his dog few yrs ago... she s got another fella now !!!!

Your brother is a she??

 

[Winker]

Yes. Yes it would. Probably THIS one:

Is that a Focke-Woof?

 

[siclean]

Your brother is a she??

she meaning the dog....yes/ no

 

[NMH]

Furstly, these puns about our canine chums are arful howlers, and before people post on NSC there ought to be a claws that prohibits telling these tails. I mean, fuckennel, it's just snout on.

 

[Northstander]

Dog chucking is fun, its better to throw them in bad weather when it rains and into a large"poodle" rather than the sea

 

[Whitterz]

Id love to get my PAWS on that bastard.

 

[Superphil]

He shouldn't be THAT hard to find considering they've got his reg number.

But this probably helped them to sell a few papers, so you have to publish it.

 

[northstandnorth]

typical NSC ,on the same page is a link to a story(with video from a spy in the sky news copter) about some yank cops kicking a car thief in the head and hitting him with a baton, both done whilst the perp is lying down and surrendered.followed by the old "high five"

a bit of the old withdean steward training caught on camera and you lot make dog jokes

 

[Acker79]

Anyone seen that high school musical-inspired pot noodle advert? He talks about making a pot noodle being more fun than throwing a poodle. Perhaps the guy in the story thought he'd give it a go to see...

 

[k2bluesky]

Yep looks like yet another case of a fat, balding middle-aged twat with a tiny little dick trying to prove how macho he is, in debt up to his eyeballs trying to keep up with the joneses, wife and kids think he's a complete knob, no mates so he takes it out on these poor animals - chuck him into a pack of wild, hungry alsatians.

 

[desprateseagull]

i hope the man gets wuff justice.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Yep looks like yet another case of a fat, balding middle-aged twat with a tiny little dick trying to prove how macho he is, in debt up to his eyeballs trying to keep up with the joneses, wife and kids think he's a complete knob, no mates so he takes it out on these poor animals - chuck him into a pack of wild, hungry alsatians.

To be fair, he don't sound like the sharpest tool in the box. Shortly after throwing the dog, he was observed shouting 'Go on boy! Fetch!' at a stick.