Anyone know any fame-hungry girls?

[Albion Rob]

Right guys, this is the deal.

I have been given sole charge of producing the fabulous double-page spread in the Daily Sport known as "Ordinary Girls Who Kiss" on a weekly basis. It appears in the paper every Wednesday, so I need to have each one wrapped up on the Monday before.

What I am looking for is girls who are prepared to have a little chat with me about their lezza experiences, prepared to get a bit saucy and be pictured kissing (not necessarily tongues, but they are preferable).

There will be a small sum of cash heading the girls' way, plus I will splash them a few drinks.

So if any of you know any girls who are up for it then drop me a PM.

Cheers in advance, I know you won't let me down,

Rob

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

What I am looking for is girls who are prepared to have a little chat with me about their lezza experiences, prepared to get a bit saucy and be pictured kissing (not necessarily tongues, but they are preferable).

Can I help?

 

[Albion Rob]

If you're a woman then probably, yes.

 

[REDLAND]

I'll have a word with some off the girls in the office I do work in Crawley so it shouldn't be a problem,. as long as I get my pimp style cut !!!


wadya say

 

[Safeway]

I can do that thing where you push your willy and bollocks between your legs and then cross them, thus creating the illusion of a minge, and I've got man boobs.

You've got my number.

 

[REDLAND]

I can do that thing where you push your willy and bollocks between your legs and then cross them, thus creating the illusion of a minge, and I've got man boobs.

You've got my number.

Can you f*** ya own arse ?

 

[Albion Rob]

Redders, what did the girls in your office say? And yes, I'll sort you out a few drinks if you can set me up a few 'couples' who are prepared to pipe up about how they trim their bush and how far they've gone with a girl among other questions.

 

[REDLAND]

Redders, what did the girls in your office say? And yes, I'll sort you out a few drinks if you can set me up a few 'couples' who are prepared to pipe up about how they trim their bush and how far they've gone with a girl among other questions.

Jesus your being serious arn't you ??

I'll ask now !!

 

[Albion Rob]

I wasn't messing mate. Got to do the whole charade in a club in Eastbourne tonight, which after a few beers should be a good laugh.

 

[REDLAND]

marvellous, I have asked and have had one response so far !!

You gotta be kidding!!

not looking good mate !!!

 

[Albion Rob]

Tell them it's £50 each plus £50 worth of booze over the course of the evening.

 

[Safeway]

Where is it, Rob? If it's anywhere but Kings I might pop along.

 

[Albion Rob]

Unfortunately STEVEN, it's Kings. Although I intend doing Atlantis in the near future.

 

[REDLAND]

Tell them it's £50 each plus £50 worth of booze over the course of the evening.

Its not helping I must admit I'm a little dispointing !!!

""It's alright takling about these things amongs ourselves but a public newspaper is a bit different!!""

 

[Albion Rob]

f***ing hell, it's only the Sport, everyone knows it's contrived and the only people who take it seriously have an IQ of 6.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Al Rob - One of my girlfriends mates (not a lessy but very sexy and very slutty....in fact I think I'd like to f*** her) had a lesbo experience with some girl in the toilets of SUMOs in Brighton. She said that the other girl was with her boyfriend and was eyeing her up...thn when she went to the toilet the other girl followed her in and they had lessy licking sex thereafter. It was her first experience and I must admit I got a right stonker on when I was told. Think I've even banged one out thinking about it cos she is fit

REDLAND - read boring computer thread, help needed

 

[CHAPPERS]

Al Rob - One of my girlfriends mates (not a lessy but very sexy and very slutty....in fact I think I'd like to f*** her) had a lesbo experience with some girl in the toilets of SUMOs in Brighton. She said that the other girl was with her boyfriend and was eyeing her up...thn when she went to the toilet the other girl followed her in and they had lessy licking sex thereafter. It was her first experience and I must admit I got a right stonker on when I was told. Think I've even banged one out thinking about it cos she is fit

Wicked, have I ever met her?

 

[Safeway]

Unfortunately STEVEN, it's Kings. Although I intend doing Atlantis in the near future.

Lizards night out, anyone? You can all stay at my house.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

No MAX I don't think you have...she's a right man (and now furry plate) eater. I think she wants a 3's up with me and mine but mine will have nothing to do will 3somes no matter how much I BEG for it.

 

[Safeway]

That's funny. She didn't mind when me and LENNON suggeted it.