anyone had a go AT a famous person

[ali jenkins]

I called Simon Rodger a "f***ing Prick" during the REMF game a few years ago (might have even been last year?). He was being a complete **** for the entire game but I thaught I should tone my language down as it was a charity event.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Was he sitting on his ostrich at the time?

Yes he was, all i did was put my hand up it's bottom. He was very upset by this

 

[Art Vs Science]

Begging the question why

I stopped Francis Maude in the street over his expenses. He didnt seem as interested as I did in engaging over this subject. In fact he was keen to move on and move on quick. As such when he ended our brief encounter I called him a thieving c*ck.

 

[Sheebo]

From the saftey of beer garden behind The Sussex Cricketer at the end of play Sussex v Austrailia as Brett Lee bimbled past with his kit towards the team bus I shouted "well bowled Shane" which pissed him off but amused the patrons who were with me.

Quality mate!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Alec Stewart cut me up on his way to the county ground (I was on a bike). I gave him a wanker sign and tried to punch his car, although missed, sadly.

 

[Braders]

Nope but I have a hit list and directions , wish me luck...

 

[hitony]

Nope but I have a hit list and directions , wish me luck...

Oooerr...your not heading towards South Wales are you? as I am quite famous

 

[redneb]

Went to the X factor live show last Thurs at the Bton Centre. When Cher asked for any requests, I said "yeah get off the f***ing stage." She didnt hear me as I was in the back row.

 

[redneb]

also I got both Sim and Tim (Simster & Stumpy Tim) the Geoff Hurst auto biography when he was signing them at London Vic stn a few years ago. He asked me to spell Sim's name so I said S.I.M.E.O.N. I then handed him Tim's one to sign and said that's T.I.M. He didn't look to happy.

 

[dale jasper football guru]

I was on a stag do in Vegas staying at the MGM whilst the Darts championship was on about 8 yrs ago. Anyway about 3am on a saturday night one of our guys nearly gets into a fight with " The crafty Cockney" Eric Bristow. My mate was drunk and swore at him a few times, (they bumped into each other) but Bristow is a big boy and was ready to go .they we're both telling each other to f*** off .

It was all quite amusing really as my mate had no idea who he was,(he's Albanian) but all of us brits we delighted to see him.

 

[Braders]

Oooerr...your not heading towards South Wales are you? as I am quite famous

we shall see .... mwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[manilaseagull]

Went to the X factor live show last Thurs at the Bton Centre. When Cher asked for any requests, I said "yeah get off the f***ing stage." She didnt hear me as I was in the back row.

WOW what a social life

 

[Lord Bamber]

Yes he was, all i did was put my hand up it's bottom. He was very upset by this

Quality

 

[NMH]

Arnold Schwartzeneger drove his Toyota 4x4 into the car park but was cutting right across the exit as I was leaving. He looked pissed off, but he had to back up and make way and never mind yer feckin' bitchin' and moanin'. Crap actor anyway, and needed to drive a bit better.
His next motor was a freakin HUMVEE ffs. Enough to take up 2 spaces at the Rose Cafe every morning the greedy gitface. How much beedin' room does arnold fuckin want?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I called Simon Rodger a "f***ing Prick" during the REMF game a few years ago (might have even been last year?). He was being a complete **** for the entire game but I thaught I should tone my language down as it was a charity event.

to be fair I totally agree with you, he was a c***t

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Isn't he related to a certain poster on NSC?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I told Tony Millard ('8049 the Seagull Line') to f*** off after I nutmegged him in a football match and he tried to rip my shorts off.

Was it an under 14's game...?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Not really that famous but I had a bit of a go at Tim Westwood when I was in Ibiza a few years back.

Ooh you just reminded me of the time I threatened to bash up all of Blazin' Squad in Magaluf and they got their minders to throw me out. The little scrotes' faces were a picture.

 

[jezzer]

I called Simon Rodger a "f***ing Prick" during the REMF game a few years ago (might have even been last year?). He was being a complete **** for the entire game but I thaught I should tone my language down as it was a charity event.
to be fair I totally agree with you, he was a c***t

I saw the game and thought he played quite well, can you enlighten me as to why he was such a c?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

I once told Charlie Oatway to buck his ideas up or f off in the toilets of the Dolphin pub in littlehempton, if i remember rightly he then went on to play a blinder for the rest of that season, i take full credit.

wonder if i get a mention in his book!