Jimmy Grimble
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What do you call an Ethiopian with an afro?
A microphone.
A microphone.
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steward 433
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Circa 1985 :thud:
Jimmy Grimble
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steward 433
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Who said they were new?
That was around when i was in middle school so new it definately isn't.Keep them coming though.
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!”
Jimmy Grimble
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Im off gents.
Conboy
Works just as good if you refer to the main character as "Ben Dover" rather than "Turner Brown"?
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Nottseagull
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Pity. I wanted to know what "Turner Brown" was the answer to.
Nottseagull
"I wanted to know what "Turner Brown" was the answer to."
If its any help I think Conboy gets most of his material from crazy squirel.