Anyone care to start a feud?

[On the Left Wing]

Nah, jousting sticks (or even lances) are so middle ages. A broken bottle of Newcastle Brown will do me.

the first cut is the deepest ....


..... and the unkindest!

 

[alan partridge]

if you're after a 'first feud' i suggest you have a bash at looney. really doesn't present much of a challenge but good to get your confidence up

 

[On the Left Wing]

Shame that Taffy ain't around anymore ... he was always good for a feud/wind up/rant

 

[Sussex on Leith]

if you're after a 'first feud' i suggest you have a bash at looney. really doesn't present much of a challenge but good to get your confidence up

Smelly Alan Fartridge.

 

[zefarelly]

Newcy brown bottle . . .PAH . . . . .like a cotton wool swab !

how about getting medieval with some mole grips

 

[On the Left Wing]

Newcy brown bottle . . .PAH . . . . .like a cotton wool swab !

how about getting medieval with some mole grips

God, we've got beastial acts going on now ...

 

[tedebear]

how about getting medieval with some mole grips

just like you do every evening!!

 

[alan partridge]

Smelly Alan Fartridge.

the question is...where are you now? i'll tell you where you are...i've sat outside your house. i've watched you coming and going. you're a forklift truck driver for british leyland, and who am i

i'm alan partridge

 

[Sussex on Leith]

the question is...where are you now? i'll tell you where you are...i've sat outside your house. i've watched you coming and going. you're a forklift truck driver for british leyland, and who am i

i'm alan partridge

 

[berkshire seagull]

Can i join in the feud can we have a proper feud

 

[On the Left Wing]

Hye Berks ... I've lost the edge since I found out SOL was a bloke!!!!!

 

[NMH]

(Oh good, a practise at 'ard typing)

Nice one; I'm gonna huff, and puff, and blow your house down.

Your turn.........

 

[Beach Hut]

Sorry but me and Ernest are now buddies - he has seen the error in his ways

 

[The Large One]

I think you're all wankers.

Anyway, if it was a feud you wanted, go back to Thursday. Me and Safeway arguing about who can host the GAYEST party.