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[The Large One]

I tend to find that most Church Road / Hove City Centre bars are frequented by perma-tanned peroxide-blonde ditsies with false fingernails and ice-pink lipstick whose conversation is so high as to only just be within the human hearing range, dangling off the arm of heavy-mulletted, super-pecced, lunk-headed gorillas whose foreheads you could nail a dartboard to and still have room for the chalkboard.

 

[aftershavedave]

I tend to find that most Church Road / Hove City Centre bars are frequented by perma-tanned peroxide-blonde ditsies with false fingernails and ice-pink lipstick whose conversation is so high as to only just be within the human hearing range, dangling off the arm of heavy-mulletted, super-pecced, lunk-headed gorillas whose foreheads you could nail a dartboard to and still have room for the chalkboard.

oi you that's me and my french bird you're talking about there