Anybody likely to be getting any tonight?

[Taybha]

I haven't had any since after Man City game. When me and my missus got back together.

Praps you should split up then get together after the derby game??

 

[ali jenkins]

Blimey Kev, thats a long time.

Why dont you 'slip one up her' while shes sleeping??

 

[andybaha]

Missus asleep on the settee, so probably more chance of Virgo being dropped than me getting any.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

No, unless I want to play with myself

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-ics?

 

[Billy Mays]

Oddly enough I was just starting to think of that. A couple of beers to start the evening , a nice meal and now we're most of the way down a bottle of red. A lot hinges on whether we open a second. Mind you I've got a really nice bottle of Malbec that's been on the wine rack for some time now. There will be countless other opportunities to play hide the sausage. Which one appeals to me more right now? (Married for 15 years by the way for any young posters who can't believe anything will ever appear preferable to a shag - trust me that time will come) Oh and as an afterthought apolgies to any female posters that this might come over as sexist to but in all honesty right now Mrs Mays is having exactly the same sausage/Malbec dilemma!!

 

[BensGrandad]

(Married for 15 years by the way for any young posters who can't believe anything will ever appear preferable to a shag - trust me that time will come) QUOTE]

I was told when I got married to put a silver coin in a bottle every time I performed for the first 5 years and then take one out every time after that and you would never empty the bottle. Been married 43 years and the bottle is half full/empty whichever

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My missus is due to give birth in 6 days. She's huge and I won't be shagging her. Not that it's an option though to be fair.

 

[Trigger]

Er, no... Speaking of which, any ladies on here not getting any feel free to drop me a PM...

 

[Bakesy]

PLENTY

edit.........GOT f*** ALL!!!

 

[tedebear]

My missus is due to give birth in 6 days. She's huge and I won't be shagging her. Not that it's an option though to be fair.

Blimey Stumpy - I didn't know - congratulations !! - or should I say at this point hope all goes well - which hospital are you planning?

 

[cjd]

My missus is due to give birth in 6 days. She's huge and I won't be shagging her. Not that it's an option though to be fair.

Good luck to you both in 6 days....!

Mind you, if you want to bring the birth forward a few days...........a shag at these times can help....

 

[Mackenzie]

I had a little this morning.

'Get yer crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard Christie'