Any serial W*NKERS out there

[East Staffs Gull]

Re: Any serial WANKERS out there

Is Krispies a cereal wanker?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I shared a room in my teen years with my younger brother and sister. I never thought myself a fan of incestual pleasure, but i had an urge to struggle with thought of a maths teacher with minuses and cumbers on her brain and pad. So, i was forced to masturbate to remove all venom from my action. To do this, i developed my own sub-duvet silent smear. Unfortunately, this means i still wank without noise and even during sex my cum sits silently in my core and appears on my girlfriend's hair all sudden and suprising.
Some of me feels like a ventriloquist's cummy.
I didn't wank today. But one day i'd like to do it from the back saddle of a tandem with a pipette held firmly in my briefs.

 

[Les Biehn]

To do this, i developed my own sub-duvet silent smear. Unfortunately, this means i still wank without noise and even during sex my cum sits silently in my core and appears on my girlfriend's hair all sudden and suprising.

I feel your pain.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Some of me feels like a ventriloquist's cummy.

I'm not sure I've had to stop myself from laughing as much as I did when reading that.