any of you lot get a nice valentines suprise?

[Easy 10]

There Might Be Children Reading This. And Don't f***ing Misquote The Book..

PRICELESS

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

This will be my only contribution to this thread no matter what follows from Mr Bars, but I'd just like to point out that a man who types with initial caps on every single word has just called somebody else illiterate.

Which I found amusing. That is all.

 

[pasty]

This little spat has SO MUCH potential.

*pulls up a chair*

Pickled Onion Monster Munch anyone ?

 

[Bars Mar]

This will be my only contribution to this thread no matter what follows from Mr Bars, but I'd just like to point out that a man who types with initial caps on every single word has just called somebody else illiterate.

Which I found amusing. That is all.

Well, Goes To Show How Ignorant You Are. Illiteracy Has Nothing To Do With The Way People Type. Yet Another Saddo Stalking Me Around. Typical NSC.

 

[bright1064]

When I saw that Bars Mar had posted on this thread, I had to come and see what he'd said!

Actually just for the record, I actually found what Stan said to be strangely erotic

 

[stan miguell]

blimey. one simple question, a little note mention that the old lady was playing the trouser oboe yesterday and this relijus nutter goes off on one.

ever had your old man sucked bard mars?

 

[Biscuit]

Bars Mars is a f***ing prick.

That is all.

 

[steward 433]

Bars Mars is a f***ing prick.

That is all.

Say what you mean don't hold back Biscuit

 

[Biscuit]

Well He Is Isnt He. I Mean What A Prize Goon That Man Is.

 

[Del Boy]

Great thread!

 

[John Bumlick]

ha ha stan's wife is a filthy f***ing whoreslut.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

missus stan was on absolutely top form yesterday. the chrismas basque, titties squashed everywhere, and her red stockings. slatered in the bar in the afternoon and gave me a valentines day blowie behind the counter while i was chatting to adolfo the baker. dirty old woman but i do luv her

did you give her a facial as a reward?

 

[stan miguell]

ha ha stan's wife is a filthy f***ing whoreslut.

you aint wrong son. she may have tits down to her knees but those big old thrups get me going every time. and ya know, i kinda like it when she puts it about. draw the line at her wanking off the young barmen like ive cort her a couple of times. that relijus idiot bars would have someting to say about that i am sure

 

[stan miguell]

did you give her a facial as a reward?

she likes that avon shite im afraid. her sister posts it over

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

did you give her a facial as a reward?

she likes that avon shite im afraid. her sister posts it over

treat her she may like it

 

[stan miguell]

treat her she may like it

not sure you can here in palma. those spanish women are either 25 and stunnas or 35 and look like there 80. its the sun mate. carlos told me his old woman rubs pigs fat into her mush! fuckin imagine that !

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

treat her she may like it

not sure you can here in palma. those spanish women are either 25 and stunnas or 35 and look like there 80. its the sun mate. carlos told me his old woman rubs pigs fat into her mush! fuckin imagine that !

give her a porking

 

[Lush]

carlos told me his old woman rubs pigs fat into her mush! fuckin imagine that !

Same thing innit?

 

[stan miguell]

Same thing innit?

you wot darlin? i no that avon is cheap shite but it aint no way as bad as rubbing pigs fat into ya mush. or am i missing something?

 

[John Bumlick]

you aint wrong son. she may have tits down to her knees but those big old thrups get me going every time. and ya know, i kinda like it when she puts it about. draw the line at her wanking off the young barmen like ive cort her a couple of times. that relijus idiot bars would have someting to say about that i am sure

you two crazy kids don't need it to be february 14th to get all romanced up, do ya?