Another Simon Jordan Quote

[perseus]

As Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan told The Guardian. “If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good, I’ll impale myself on one of his dildos.”

http://www.moneyweek.com/file/24548/david-gold-the-east-end-brickie-who-raked-in-500m.html

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That's quite funny for him!!!

 

[n1 gull]

thats class, i actually quite like the orange freak

 

[NMH]

'Simon' IS one of David Gold's dildos

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I imagine impaling himself on a dildo is fairly commonplace for Simon Jordan.

In the report as a whole, I love the line 'Ralph, a former British Army boxing champion, handled negotiations'.!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

 

[RM-Taylor]

What a toss-pot

 

[BensGrandad]

It would really get up his nose if one or both of the Gold brothers do eventually invest in us.

 

[MattBackHome]

Thought it was funny.

 

[Caveman]

I wish he would.

 

[stig]

simon jordan is a twat

 

[Collar Feeler]

Well Dildo's are designed for putting in c.unts so Mr Jordan has a point.

 

[Braders]

Well Dildo's are designed for putting in c.unts so Mr Jordan has a point.

agreed , but i'd be worried the dildo got an STD off him..