Ann Summers parties?

[Sensitive_Guy69]

I'll tell her.

 

[footychick]

I had one for my hen party, had my mother-in-law drinking from a willy straw

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

I had one for my hen party, had my mother-in-law drinking from a willy straw

That was no straw. And tell her thanks but take the false teeth out next time.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

A group of women who wouldn't look out of place on Jeremy Kyle sit around drinking cheap pinot grigio while one of them shows off items from a horrendously cheap looking collection of underwear, vibrators, HILARIOUS furry handcuffs and strawberry flavoured cock rub, and they all cackle in unison at the original brilliance of it all, before getting out their credit cards and purchasing half the catalogue. None of which will ever be used in anger.

This.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I had one for my hen party, had my mother-in-law drinking from a willy straw

not as good as the furry cup

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Wet Friday afternoon saucy thread bounce

C'mon ladies, let's be having you

 

[hastings]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

No opp sex are allowed to be present. Apparantly if there is then its illegal as its classed as an ORGY.

FACT

 

[Tricky Dicky]

No opp sex are allowed to be present. Apparantly if there is then its illegal as its classed as an ORGY.

FACT

Are Orgies illegal ? How is that enforced exactly ?

 

[sten_super]

Are Orgies illegal ? How is that enforced exactly ?

You've obviously never been caught in one of those orgy stings. You can tell because the coppers always stay under cover(s).

I'll get my coat.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

You've obviously never been caught in one of those orgy stings. You can tell because the coppers always stay under cover(s).

I'll get my coat.

And they have to be careful where they put their helmets too

 

[Mr Banana]

A lass I used to go out with emailed me at work to tell me she'd bought a load of stuff from there and she'd be wearing it when I got in. I assumed she was joking but when I got in there she was, looking like a gift-wrapped box of Thorntons. I actually ran off, I was bloody terrified.

 

[Napper]

A group of women who wouldn't look out of place on Jeremy Kyle sit around drinking cheap pinot grigio while one of them shows off items from a horrendously cheap looking collection of underwear, vibrators, HILARIOUS furry handcuffs and strawberry flavoured cock rub, and they all cackle in unison at the original brilliance of it all, before getting out their credit cards and purchasing half the catalogue. None of which will ever be used in anger.

You been ?