Animals doing it

[Meade's Ball]

At nighttime i don't sleep as soundly as my illness wishes and i sometimes lay in bed hoping not to make noise that would wake and annoy my girlfriend. The window is open 6 inches or so and there are countless gardens behind the curtain that hold a series of secrets i haven't yet got the eyes for. One of them contains beast getting down to it. Every female screams worse than the humans i chance around have managed.
Am i doing something wrong by women not screeching throughout? Or do all cats and foxes shove something sharp, robbed of welcome into somewhere that wouldn't really like it?
Am i alone in getting afraid of these noises some nights?

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Mr Banana]

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Do it man! It would be quality

 

[Commander]

 

[Man of Harveys]

Hedgehogs?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Don't you ever hear a cat doing something up another's arse that means each loveless motion in accompanied by a session of unholy screeches?
I do. Neither are happy.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Hedgehogs?

Hmmm, i've not thought it may be them. Spiny thrush. I'll think today.
I only consider cats, foxes and squirrels with nutty mouths.

 

[Wardy]

It is those snails you have to look out for.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Apparently the male cat's thingummy has little spikes on it.
Now these lay flat until he withdraws from the female cat.
The action of him pulling out means the little spikes scratch the female.

This is why female cats screech during sex.
A little bit of S&M never hurt anyone!

 

[Bigtomfu]

Its the foxes that always get me. The female screeches and i swear it sounds like a woman being raped, you can almost hear words during their loudest trists, and it can be most worrying.


Apparently tortoises make a sound like that of sandpaper running along a brick wall.

 

[Mr Banana]

Hedgehogs?

Last night while we were driving back from Southampton me and my mates saw a hedgehog wandering helplessly across the motorway, its head stuck in an empty McFlurry cup, awaiting a car to seal its fate. We pulled over, freed it from its captor and put it safely back on the pavement, spearing our hands in the process. The Karma Police owe us some time off for good behaviour.

Anyone ever pleasured a cat with a pencil?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Apparently tortoises make a sound like that of sandpaper running along a brick wall.

That'll be the shells. They have very long, thin penises apparently.

 

[Les Biehn]

It is indeed the barbs on the penis of the male cat that causes the screaming.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

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Do it man! It would be quality

that's the best idea in the whole wide world

do it do it do it!